Man, I'd rather watch that movie than this. Any one of them would be way better than Olivia Munn!

Maybe they can cut in some stock footage of military vehicles mobilizing and citizens evacuating, and some special effects shots from earlier films in the series. Then they can re-title it X-Men Vs Megalon.

As opposed to the second, where instead of just one city getting destroyed, every single non-mutant in the world was almost killed simultaneously! :P

I like that the stakes in that one are relatively low-key, too, with the ENTIRE WORLD never being in danger, and the major characters all having clear-cut motivations. That smaller-scale threat was one thing I liked more about the first than the second (where Xavier was going to kill EVERY NON-MUTANT IN THE WORLD!!!!…

DOFP is considerably better than First Class IMO, despite First Class having great Kevin Bacon and the early scenes with Magneto in revenge mode being all kinds of awesome. I like both, but don't understand any argument that DOFP is a steep decline from First Class, which has all sorts of issues.

Wolverine is fine until the CGI robot punching climax, which is a huge problem with most of the Marvel movies too (ex, the first Iron Man's last act is awful). I really enjoyed Rila Fukushima's character in that one. The lizard lady sucks too, but whatever. It's still better than Iron Man 2 or Avengers 2.

Days of Future Past and 2 both would rank above the majority of the Marvel Studios flicks for me. I sorta like the first one just for the quiet scenes between Wolverine and Rogue. I think the franchise is just dragged down by the existence of Origins: Wolverine and The Last Stand.

These star Ryan Gosling?!

There are a lot of them that failed on the first movie (Ex Mortal Instruments or These Dark Materials or Hitchhiker's Guide or Ender's Game), but the failing midway through thing is uncommon (Spiderman, Percy Jackson and Narnia are the only examples mentioned here so far).

Yes, the cartoon is definitely the best version. If you HAVE to watch the new version, there's an edit that sticks all three movies together and compresses them down to about 3 hours via judicious editing of pointless scenes, and even THAT feels overlong.

Lavalantula is incredibly boring. I advise against it. I was just hoping for some idiotic fun along the lines of Sharknado, but there is basically no fun to be had here, just boredom. They didn't use Michael Winslow's sound effects until about the last 10 minutes, and even then he didn't get to do anything…

I never got the impression the show was trying to make us root for OJ's defense team, but I guess the show must be pretty balanced after all if you had those reactions!

In the scene in this last episode where AC Green intimidates Kardashian with basically a look and a word, I immediately thought back to when OJ told Darden to get off his bench. It's insane how unthreatening Cuba is.

Yeah, most acts of extreme idiocy or violence by men can get traced back to inability to get laid. I really feel like this had no basis in reality, though.

Nope, she didn't count as an actress.

I have a hard enough time differentiating between Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba without Jennifer Beals getting into the mix >:O

Seriously. Cracked isn't good, but GJI is TERRIBLE. The rest of the articles on this site are usually much better than cracked though.

Bird seasons's over, butt-horn!

Nope, if they removed all the "tasteless and offensive skits" this last year, that would have made time for the other two coma-inducing musical numbers that were cut for time and nothing else! The Chris Rock "material" took up all of 10 minutes total.

Yeah, my first thought was no Neurosis = invalid list. Especially with freakin' Korn. I guess it was generated by posting the first 16 songs that came back on a google search for "songs with bagpipes." :P At least they didn't have Shoots and Ladders. But yeah, From the Hill is probably my favorite Neurosis song,…