Honestly, I don't think a normal life is possible once one agrees to collude with Velma Plendor.

I got meat chili in cans from my in-laws. And they know I'm vegetarian! Why????

God help the poor mother of this child.

Before you have kids you can read shit like this and think "that's awful" and then go about your day. After you have kids, you read shit like this and it settles in the pit of your stomach and follows you around all day. :( Poor little guy.

It's cookie time!!!

TAKE IT BACK! THEY ARE CALLED SOMOAS, DAMMIT!

Based on my observations, it seems that approximately 50% of restaurant high chairs have functioning straps, so that miiiight have something to do with it.

YAY BABAY BARBAR!

I haven't been back to see her, but I took my niece and nephew and we saw her mama when she was pregnant. We talked about the new baby coming. Elephants really are magnificent.

I haven't been back to see her, but I took my niece and nephew and we saw her mama when she was pregnant. We talked about the new baby coming. Elephants really are magnificent.

While I think ALL baby elephants are clearly the best, I have to disagree with your claim that Lily is the BEST baby elephant.

Okay, I feel the need to really represent the older, lesser-known/lesser-watched musicals that really are pretty great.

The only reason to let a man drive!

Think smaller.

It's that stupid 't.'

I really used to like the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell, and I was shocked, SHOCKED to learn that it was not actually a food item native to that country.

Just this past weekend, I attended a "baby shower" for a buddy. His mum and sister-in-law were there, but other than that it was just the guys (mum-to-be was out of town). We went shooting at the local outdoor gun club for a couple of hours then retreated to a local pub for beers, food, and football. A few of us…

Okay, this might be an unpopular opinion here but man did this video rub me the wrong way. Imagine another video where boys smash all of their sports and trains and car toys and talk about how ridiculous they are and then go play with a kitchen set. Well, boys playing with a kitchen set is awesome but it'd still be…

My boyfriend would be very confused if I shut up and started being 'mysterious'. I mean, he told me I had an affliction called 'word vomit' on our second date.

You are speaking of one of the most pivotal reading experiences of a whole lot of girls between the late seventies and today. Cathy, the main character, never grows beyond the emotional range, or narrative skills, of a tween — and it's glorious.