My mother in law has been checking the Pinkalicious books out of the library for my daughter (MIL watches her two days a week). I've managed to keep them a "Nana's house" thing.

I'm a teacher at due with my second at the end of May (I was trying for April but you take what you get). I plan on coming back in the fall because 1. we can't afford for me to take a year off and 2. I actually prefer working to staying at home with the kids. The summer is enough stay at home mom-ing for me.

Yes. This is why I came to this post. I have zero interest in a Diablo Cody movie until I get the SVH movie I was promised!

This list is right, except I'd switch Tagalongs and Trefoils.

My husband and I had a (longer than it should be) discussion about her and whether or not she'd be there. She lives in Florida and only watches Fox news, so SNL probably could have gotten away without inviting her.

I live in Portland and I have celiac disease. I hate that people in this city do shit like this because they are ruining it for the rest of us. I also don't go to many food carts because it's just not safe for me. Tell your friend she has my permission to slap these people on my behalf.

The University of Portland's women's basketball team was on the flight too, and two of the players were the ones who spotted the scorpion on a guy's shoulder. He freaked, brushed it off and it landed on the woman and stung her.

I'm 6 months pregnant and at my last appointment my OB joked about the baby being 10 pounds. I just about died before I realized he was kidding. This woman deserves a medal, plus that squished up baby face is the best.

I teach at a school with a 20% exemption rate. And I'm pregnant. I love my school, but goddamn do I want to smack some sense into these parents.

Mark, I haven't commented in months but this brought me out of retirement. This is perfection and I have only the utmost respect for your BSC knowledge.

POOP AND ASSOCIATES.

I have Celiac and I am 100% okay with this. I would much rather know up front that a place isn't safe for me than risk a glutening. That said, I miss Chinese food so much. P.F. Chang's will suffice, but I miss my little hole in the wall places.

THIS. I live in Portland I flat out refuse to go to the trendy brunch spots. No food could be worth an hour plus wait on a Sunday morning.

Some of the parents (and it wasn't many, but it was enough to make a noticeable dent in the garden) thought "Oh a garden! How lovely! I will take some or let my child grab stuff after school! That's what it's here for, right?" I love my school, but there are some clueless special snowflakes there.

Yeah, this has happened at my school as well (but not on this scale). We have a garden where classes work to grow crops (my kids grow a Peter Rabbit garden in the spring and we all eat salad together at the end). We've had people come and take stuff as well as steal from our garden shed. When we first started PARENTS…

Oh my god, that Star Wars gif. I died.

Maybe Christina is a really big fan of Belinda Carlisle's late 80's hit.

That's adorable. If only it was that easy!

The green cape (#18) for daytime, the mauve robe/nightgown (#10) for nighttime.

You, my friend, are killing it with the references!