We can start a new life together. Far, far away from toilet snakes.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't care if it was venomous or not. There would be a Phyllis shaped hole in the wall and I'd be gone, never to return.

I stumbled across Hard Choices at the library and checked it out. I was just debating reading that or a YA book I picked up at Goodwill yesterday. At least now I know I'll be in good company if I pretend to have read Hard Choices.

I, too, had those same thoughts about Office Space. Ron Livingston sitting on the couch in his gym shorts is what made me realize I liked thighs.

I'm pretty sure she was only on the last season. I don't even remember much of her back story, but she was from a bad part of town and the Huxtables were saving her. Or something. They should have just let it go rather than try to make Cousin Pam happen.

Overall I'd agree, however it was Cousin Pam, not Olivia, who was the true death knell for the Cosby Show. She was was brought in to keep the teenagers when Vanessa and Theo were too old and Rudy was still a little too young. I have a deep, abiding love for the Cosby Show but I have no interest in the Cousin Pam…

That damn feather song. Every goddamn dance team in `95 danced to that song.

Same for Oregon. Portland is liberal*, but you get outside the metro areas and it gets real conservative real quick.

It was Busy Phillips. Angelina Jolie said something along those lines as well.

Oh yeah, I've gotten "penis" for "pennies" before. Also "shit" for "shot". Vowels through first graders for a loop. They will throw a vowel into a word because they know one needs to be there, even if they aren't sure which one it is.

I teach first grade, and my teaching partner read one of her student's writing to me today: "I woched clash of the titties." (I watched Clash of the Titans)

Oh man, does she sound clueless. I don't think it will be worth your time/sanity to try to set her straight at this point. I will say that you may have laid some groundwork for her though. In my early days of exploring and challenging my white privilege I am sure I was well meaning and tone deaf (although hopefully…

She does have a sweet personality most of the time. Sometimes she's a stone cold asshole (as all cats are).

I love my tuxedo kitty so much. She is my furry soulmate.

I heartily approve of this. I love some man thigh. Freddy Nefler wears baggy ass cargo shorts and I'm a little over them. He has lost quite a bit of weigh recently and I am going to encourage the purchase of non-cargo shorts. My challenges will be: he enjoys the storage of cargo shorts and he is a pasty ginger who…

I seem to remember something about Caroline getting her own spin-off. I liked Caroline and Kathy, although Caroline could get a little sanctimonious. I think you're right about the show needing a voice of reason. Otherwise it's just awful women screaming at each other. I haven't really watched in a couple of seasons,…

This is why I bought my Old Glory insurance years ago. I know they're coming for me.

This was my first thought as well.

Replying only to say that is not OSU (Oregon State). That is UO (University of Oregon). The Ducks' costumes are ridiculous. I'm surprised they don't do a costume change at half time.

Keep up what you're doing. Send your husband my way if he wants to be set straight on why you're right. To give your child idea that actions don't have consequences (both positive and negative) is doing a huge disservice to your child(ren). Right now my biggest issue with kids is that they don't accept "no" for an…