Celeb baby stink-eye is awesome. And I love that he looks SO BIG in her arms.

I would very much like to be a part of this newsletter. Or at least I'd like to be your first subscriber. There should be a part dedicated to her awesome SNL characters (Kaitlyn and Bronx Beat are THE BEST) and work in Wet Hot American Summer.

Portland resident here. We had allergies before allergies were cool. Allergies are OVER.

I have and they're pretty decent. I live in Portland and we have a local gf brewer, Harvester, that is the best gf beer I've had. I've found that gf beer is best really cold, otherwise it has that weird aftertaste. I also think I'm hanging on to some resentment because I live in Beer Town, USA and I can't drink any of…

I've tried a lot of gf beers, and you're right they are getting better. There are some fruit ones too which are pretty decent, but it's just not quite the same.

Damn you, Celiac disease! I'd stay the hell away from the banana but the rest are flavors that could work. Lemon-lime would be pretty close to Bud Light Lime.

Totally. It's people like her that make it tough for the rest of us gluten free folks.

I'm sure I would have let it go too. People like that often don't see reason. It does seem to be increasing in frequency. It's like there's some contest for who can be the nuttiest.

I have Celiac disease and I'm so puzzled by this parent. Is her child going to be licking the equipment? Can't the kid wear gloves while working with it? Does she demand a private table in the cafeteria where no Wonder Bread has ever touched the surface? What was your response to her?

I get what you're saying. I have encountered a handful of parents in my decade of teaching that seem to get some kind of charge out of creating drama around their child. It's nowhere on par with faking a cancer diagnosis, it's mostly just annoying.

Boy Crazy Stacey was my first BSC. I read them for years. Ann M. Martin wrote a prequel a few years ago and it was thoroughly enjoyable.

They're still out there and popular. I teach first grade and last year I had a group of advanced readers that ate those up. :)

It's like the neck of a turtleneck. You wear one under another shirt to give the illusion you're wearing a turtleneck. Needless to say, they are not worn with off he shoulder dresses.

He did. I know it seems unbelievable, but he's really clueless about some things.

When I bought my first off the shoulder formal dress (it was a red and beautiful) the sales lady jokingly told my dad that it came with a dicky. When I came out in it on the night of my dance he asked me in all seriousness where my dicky was. He's a kind man, but a little clueless on the fashion front.

I hope it is a TBH reference too. Anything else would frost my cookies. :)

I liked Smash. I actually liked the first season better than the second (I think I was the only one). I didn't even mind Julia's scarves.

If it doesn't, you can dress up in a Lil' Sebastian costume with one of you as the head and the other as the rear. And if for some reason one of you can't make it and need a substitute, I call dibs.

"Thanks, Nick."

That's amazing. I once saw Michael Showalter give a talk after a viewing, but yours blows that out of the water.