Angry and possessive, but in a safe movie of the week kind of way. I love the movie so much. It's so entertaining!

Yep. I see commercials that show a mall tour and I think "Well this is not for me!" and move on. That marketing strategy was not helpful.

High five for a fellow Fred Savage fan! He plays an abusive boyfriend. Pretty much the anti-Kevin Arnold.

No, I didn't! I'll have to see if I can find it. I like the true life stories, although they are sad since you know people actually lived it.

Kinja won't let me edit to undo all the italics. Damn.

Double post. Sorry.

No One Would Tell (Fred Savage kills Candace Cameron) and Death of a Cheerleader (Kellie Martin kills Tori Spelling) are the two that I will drop everything and watch when they are on.

If I thought that would do any good, I would. She's also not the smartest person around and lives in a small town where her views are reinforced and celebrated. I'd have only ended up getting into an argument with her friends, where they'd pull the "big city libtard" card and my arguments would be invalid.

I have a Facebook friend from childhood who is a big member of Team Jesus (you know, the kind who posts things like "Share if you love JESUS and aren't afraid to show it!!1!") She posted about this yesterday, ranting about how people should just be allowed to do business how they want and how awful this was. So…

Aw, thanks! Glad I could make you laugh.

Poor boys. I imagine them like Rocky from Rocky Horror. Wandering around, looking frightened and oily. Maybe we can take up a collection.

It took me forever just to figure out what Hollister even was because the name isn't easily visible at first. I took it as a sign that I was too old to shop there. I'm okay with that.

I was looking for jeans last weekend and my husband mentioned that AE had jeans on sale. I looked at him and said "But I'm not 17. And it's not 2001." To which he replied "You're right."

Oh god. I just threw up a little. What genius approved that idea?

I couldn't have worked there, even in college. My average American size renders me too big. How long did it take you to get the smell out of your nose?

Pass some over here. I'm on a lunch break, saw this article and went "Well I guess I'll settle in!"

I'm 34. I'm not at all surprised that stores that were cool when I was in college are not relevant to the youths anymore. I hope this means they close their stores so we don't have to smell that awful cologne they spray around.

So this is Tina Fey's daughter?

My husband wears cargo shorts, too. His pockets have a permanent bulge, even when they're empty.

God, yes. I wish someone has told me that when I started. I spent the first four weeks in so much pain. I saw three lactation consultants and nothing helped. My baby's latch was fine, I didn't have any physical issues or infections. It just fucking hurt. It wasn't until my OB said "It's like this for some women. It's…