What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

I have Hashimoto’s, so I take a pill for that every morning. After I had been diagnosed with that a few years, all of my pre-diagnosis symptoms came back. My endocrinologist suggested eliminating gluten from my diet, since my bloodwork was absolutely perfect so changing my dosage likely wouldn’t make me feel better.…

I know the daughters of a woman who had breast cancer, but never did conventional treatment for it. Did all the faith healing, food stuff, and guess what? She’s dead now, died in horrible pain (she refused morphine). Her daughters were 15 and 17 when she died. The stage they caught her cancer at - she most likely…

Cleanses are bullshit. They don’t “remove toxins” or anything like that, and no science backs them. If people want to feel physically better overall, changing their diet to one that is a balance of the food groups, with treats in moderation, is the way to go. The moderation part is so that they feel better mentally,…

I thought his motivation was “I took a drug that made me completely batshit insane.”

He does have a very sexy voice...

Just refuse to feed the horrible little mutant.

Yeah, my mom and dad were/are super-nice people and stellar parents in most respects, but I experienced zero culinary diversity growing up, and not because of any particular pickiness on my part. Our weeks consisted of Pizza Night, Burger Night, Spaghetti Night, Meat Loaf Night, Taco Night, Fried Chicken Night and…

We make these things at our bakery called cake bombs. We have done a Groupon for them to get some new customers and to drum up some business because of the recession. Most of the people we have gotten have been perfectly nice or completely unmemorable. There have only been a few wretched people.

Adoption should be easier, and birthing kids should be harder. Like, just some sort of test or evaluation. It’s rediculous.

I counter with: bacon jam & tomato-bacon jelly.

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

I guess there’s a Pinkham’s Law for every damn story. SHE’S EIGHT.

I used to say “religion is not a stupidity contest.” One day I realized that religion is in fact a stupidity contest, and I became an atheist.

Were they the types who left Chick Tracts or in lieu of tips or, even worse, those fake fifty dollar bills that say something about greed and worshipping Jesus?

One of my cousins married a health inspector. She made sure to give us a list of where not to eat in town, which included:

I’ve always found that so weird....I have a few friends who own bars and restaurants and I always end up spending far more there than if I’d gone to a regular place. I want to see them succeed and I want them to continue their business so why would I take free stuff?

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

I try to take good care of someone else's stuff because they didn't have to let me use it. That is the decent thing to do.

I thought the same thing in regards to the steak knife story, which is why the asshole’s psycho rage attack was extra useless. Not only did he scare the new employee off, they left without knowing that there was a valid reason why you don’t mix the different knives.