I trick or treated for the last time when I was 17. I don't think that we should prevent teenagers from going out. It's harmless fun. Don't grow up to fast. I went out later the older I got so I wouldn't take the candy from the little kids. I don't care if a teen shows up at my door now. If they have a costume, they…

I used to write like Red Delicious apples, but they have gone to crap.

• What is your favorite pot? I love my Magnalite pots and pans, but for a singular pot, probably an enameled cast iron Dutch oven I got at Winners for dirt cheap.

I inherited my mum’s old bread machine after she got a fancier one. I too only use it for doughs. I probably would get rid of it, but my KitchenAid mixer does not like mixing dough and I want it to last as long as possible. I don’t want to add it to the mixers I’ve killed at work!

Adding carrot to spaghetti sauce does the same thing without it tasting overwhelmingly of bell pepper.

Grinding Nemo.

Ugh. Awful. Governments should not be allowed to kill their people.

Greg Proops rips on the Republicans every week on his podcast. It’s great. He has also done comedy bits about women’s right to choose. He is very feminist.

Seriously, every immigrant should just go on strike for a day. See how well the US does. It would be fucked.

I’m guessing it will be an actual resurrected Nazi.

Her name makes me want to pee blood.

I was never a huge fan of this book. I read it in school but when I was little, I was an avid reader and read far ahead of my grade level so it just might have been that I should have read it a year or so earlier. Or that my teacher that year had the ability to suck all joy out of reading.

The only dreadlocks I have a problem with are ones that stink, like my hippie step sister’s. She doesn’t believe in washing or soap or apparently brushing your hair so they started doing it on their own since they were so filthy and tangled. She stinks like a billygoat.

I guess it was amazing we never got salmonella as children since we had chickens every year just about and for the first few weeks they lived in a cardboard box in the house. We were allowed to pet and play with them as much as we wanted since it helped to socialize them. I like chickens. They are fun to watch as they…

I made her birthday cake when she was in my town. It was a fireman’s helmet with a 13 on the badge because it was her favourite number. This is exactly what a boring person who is desperately trying to sound interesting and mysterious would say. She and all other mediums are shitty con artists who prey on the grieving.

Art does not require you to suffer!

I saw The Barenaked Ladies last fall and it was one of the most fun concerts I have been to. At the end they did this huge montage of songs with the lead singer from Great Big Sea. It included Let It Go and I wish I could have a copy of it. It was awesome.

The British History Podcast is also getting those complaints. The host is currently talking about the Vikings and about how there were some bad ass lady Vikings and Anglo Saxons and a bunch of guys who listen HATE it. They like to maintain that back then, men were big strong manly men and women were quiet, meek and…

We were practical folk. :p

When I was a kid, my mom bought what was supposed to be a pure bred vietnamese pot-bellied pig. The farmer said it would be under 100 lbs. This was before the Internet so there was no easy way of checking the truth. Now, we lived on an acreage and had a bunch of animals already, so we had a place to put the pig. We…