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You should find T. Kingfisher’s books. She writes new takes on fairy tales and they are fantastic. She just published her version of The Ice Queen, called The Raven and the Reindeer. She has done versions of Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, Bluebeard and a ton more.

Oh my god. That sounds amazing.

Also, bio dynamic wine is bullshit. It is basically witchcraft they charge you extra for.

Now I am trying to eat better by eating less carbs and what not, but restricting veggies sounds like madness. Have they never had the perfection that is a caprese salad with vine ripened tomatoes? Or a slab of fresh bread with butter? I will try and eat healthy, but if somebody offers me that slab of bread I would

My grandparents had all girls and since the family name wasn’t going to be passed on, my mum named me her maiden name. It’s cool because I have never seen another person with my exact first name.

Well if you ate only raw there is a good chance you would stop having a period. But only because you weren’t getting as many calories and nutrients as you needed.

First documented yes, but they traced the DNA back to sometime around the turn of the century by figuring out how often it mutates. It was likely a hunter who got it first from skinning an infected monkey with a cut on his hand.

A friend of the family had polio way back in the day. It paralyzed his legs for months, though he did walk again. He always had a bit of weakness in his legs for the rest of his life he had to work against.

HIV was in our species decades before the polio vaccine.

Holy fuck, god does not speak to people. If you hear something you have a mental illness. Stop being fucking terrible to gay people. If you don’t agree that’s fine, just keep your mouth shut and do your bloody job. I have to make some fuck ugly cakes at work sometimes but I do not tell the customer that their baby’s

Glorious chicken. Mine didn’t have the butter and paprika paste, but it was super good. I roasted it at super high heat for an hour. Perfect crispy skin.

I am roasting a chicken right now. It’s gonna have so much crispy skin...

I listened to Phantom almost everyday for two years when I was a teenager. Sometimes twice a day. I wore out my tapes. I still have it memorized and it drives me crazy when I hear a slightly newer recording since the lyrics were changed slightly.

This movie is so good. It is definitely one of my favourites. It’s one of those movies I can always watch, like Galaxy Quest.

No, the areas around Ottawa.

Places like Victoria stay above zero most of the year. Ottawa and the surrounding area is fairly mild too. They can get lots of snow, but they can also have it be 20 C in November.

My giant Jurassic Park tyrannosaur. With realistic roar and stomping sounds. I fucking loved that thing. I even cuddled with it at night even it is rubber and hard plastic. I still have it. It does not roar anymore since the button got stuck down and we had to take the batteries out and it is missing an arm, but it

If you get sick, lick his coffee cup.

I hope not. There are only two people I am really expecting it from. I keep my Facebook pretty trimmed and these I can’t get rid of because they are family. I’m still gonna donate something since a number of other people are just praying.

Yikes. You are doing good though. Just remember that. We should always help other people if we can.