I’m just waiting for a few key people ony Facebook to start spouting racist things. I’ve decided that each time that happens I am going to do a shot and then donate in their name to a charity that is helping refugees from the middle east and such. I am very tired of that. This is such a terrible tragedy that is going…

One of my friends had been a server for about twenty years and she has had some pretty good celebrity moments. My favourite is when she worked at a local restaurant a few years back. So one of the other servers picked up a large tray full of food and walked out the kitchen to go to her section and laid eyes on who had…

Holy crap, that’s horrible.

We make these things at our bakery called cake bombs. We have done a Groupon for them to get some new customers and to drum up some business because of the recession. Most of the people we have gotten have been perfectly nice or completely unmemorable. There have only been a few wretched people.

I’m getting so sick of the fucking racism towards Muslims.

There is a shitty, pretentious raw vegan place near where I work and on their sandwich board right now it says, “Frost-kissed, hand massaged kale.” Ugh.

I went on a tour in Jasper National Park a few years ago in the beginning of September and the tour guide was talking about how the weather was especially crazy in the mountains and it could snow very early in the season and he pointed up at one of the mountains and said, “See? That’s fresh snow. It fell last night.”…

Or a Muff Dive.

It is delicious, but be warned. I had a pasta dish that had an entire bulb of roasted garlic in it and I had the garlic farts so bad after. Like, woke myself up bad.

My Mcdonalds was a pretty good one. The managers were all good (one cleaned shit out of one of the tunnels in the playplace instead of making an underling do it) except for one. He had not worked his way up. This was in the middle of an economic boom so they were short staffed since anyone who could was going up to…

Which place?

*Hurk*

There should totally be this. Sometimes I think that when I get older, I should become a foods teacher and actually teach useful food things. Like making real bread, making cheap nutritious food from scratch that does not contain ketchup and using cheap cuts of meat and such to stretch your food budget. Maybe some…

They did in fact think their employees were their friends, right up until they did something they did not like, such as s[peaking up for themselves. Then they were the enemy and would be forced to quit shortly after, lest they lose their minds. And then sometimes there would be the threat of lawsuits. I remember them…

I worked at this one place where one of the owners would get their staff to look after their kids when they went away on vacation. The owners were a couple but the kids were from a previous relationship. The people who had to look after their kids were always ones with cars who didn’t have much of a personal life, so…

This is a terrific idea. If only they had been in Edmonton 8 years ago. My mother and I still got out though.

Yup. Me too. I had one teacher who liked to arrange the desks in weird ways, like in one huge circle in the classroom or in little groups of four facing each other. She constantly put me with this asshole kid who liked to bully me. He’d kick me under the desk all day and she would witter, “Oh that just means he likes…

I like to think that if I were her, I would have taken my shoe off, whilst never breaking eye contact and wiped the gob off on her shirt.

I worked with a guy who regularly gave out decaf espresso to customers who were awful. If they were extra bad, instead of the skim they asked for, they would get half and half. He never got caught.

I smuggled in an entire pizza once. It wasn’t a really big pizza, but still enough for two people. I folded the pizza in half so the toppings wouldn’t slide off and slid the whole box into my messenger bag. It was glorious. At the end of the movie the poor kid working there was so shocked when I dumped the box into…