Golden beets and the candy cane beets taste as good and don't stain AND ALWAY use the beet green and steam in your salad nomnomnonmnononono

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”

This camp has everything- A scary tower. A submerged train. Abandoned structures. That thing where bats fly in your face.

I don’t know, seems legit. The person on my facebook feed that talks about bulletproof coffee all the time is also someone who really likes essential oils and homeopathy and also has Really Big Opinions about auras. So.

Shit, don’t let the paleo folks know about this.

You could always explain to them that the coffee isn’t cold, they’re merely feeling the icy grasp of the grave.

As an avid multi-cups a day tea drinker, that definition is spot on. Feeling sad? Cup of tea. Celebrating? Cup of tea. Your head’s come off? Cup of tea. You’re dead? Cup of tea.

“I don’t want them taught anymore. I don’t want anyone else to have to read this garbage.”

There is something truly evil about book banning. It’s selfish, controlling and obscene as far as I’m concerned. It’s the battlefield of small minded pearl clutchers who should be soundly ignored instead of catered to. If you don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Don’t you dare try and remove it from others to read.…

I’ve seen the trailer for Jurassic World and is it just me or does it just not have that same “magical feeling” to it like Jurassic Park did? And also, the dinosaurs look even less realistic than they did in 1995’s Jurassic Park. I want to like it but the trailers just don’t sell it to me. I’ll probably watch it…

A device that tracks the amount of times your steering wheel is turned vs blinker activation. If the ratio is greater than 3:1 no reversal.

There should be some kind of operation that people get when being born that makes people unable to reproduce, then when they are old and want to have kids that operation can be reversed, but only after passing a series of test that prove you are not a douchebag.

What kind of monster eats cheese on their guacamole?

Uuuugggghh, reminds me of when my coworkers all go on this three week cleanse. None of what you mentioned, and no chile either. Made ordering lunch for the office a bitch. They’d also drink this special “cleansing” tea and eat next to nothing and then marvel about how they’d lost 5 pounds and how their body was…

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

I saw it on Day One and I was COMPLETELY blown away. The one thing I really appreciated was the fact that it didn’t pander and it didn’t insult my intelligence one single bit. It was truly a masterpiece of genre filmmaking.

Sup, Booga?

Indeed(urinating dog)

Why does this feel like Twoflower has written a report back to his homeland?