Adoption should be easier, and birthing kids should be harder. Like, just some sort of test or evaluation. It’s rediculous.

I counter with: bacon jam & tomato-bacon jelly.

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

I guess there’s a Pinkham’s Law for every damn story. SHE’S EIGHT.

I have never fully grasped the phenomenon where by people perceive large scale food production as somehow less appetizing than small batch production (often using the exact same ingredients)... this is what brownie batter looks like.

That machine dumping perfect little brownie turds is exciting me on several levels.

I don’t really understand the criticism with mass produced brown sludge compared to small quantities of homemade brown sludge that would be required to make brownies at all. What’s the difference? Both are terrible for you.

I used to say “religion is not a stupidity contest.” One day I realized that religion is in fact a stupidity contest, and I became an atheist.

Were they the types who left Chick Tracts or in lieu of tips or, even worse, those fake fifty dollar bills that say something about greed and worshipping Jesus?

There is already something that does this when new workers get hired. Its called a union. We need more of them. Especially in this economy.

One of my cousins married a health inspector. She made sure to give us a list of where not to eat in town, which included:

I’ve always found that so weird....I have a few friends who own bars and restaurants and I always end up spending far more there than if I’d gone to a regular place. I want to see them succeed and I want them to continue their business so why would I take free stuff?

I feel bad for the kids, like what kind of shitty neglectful parenting are they getting when responsible adults (read coffee shop employees) aren’t looking after them?

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

Fuck these people. Fuck them a lot.

My ex boss did this to me too. She would frame it as a favor to me, which was infuriating. I lived in a cabin at this point, so she would say “want to have access to a REAL KITCHEN?”...which wasn’t actually a selling point because I could use an industrial sized kitchen whenever I wanted. (Lived at a summer camp,…

I try to take good care of someone else's stuff because they didn't have to let me use it. That is the decent thing to do.

You’d have better luck getting a serious class on sex education in US public schools than a workers’ rights one. And you’d probably have better luck lobbying for every student to have a unicorn that poops chocolate and pisses rainbows than getting either of those classes.

Jeez. That’s some insane level of entitlement.

Who would agree to that?! Weeks of unpaid labour?

I thought the same thing in regards to the steak knife story, which is why the asshole’s psycho rage attack was extra useless. Not only did he scare the new employee off, they left without knowing that there was a valid reason why you don’t mix the different knives.