Vurst buf if dorpen? A worpen fir merster burtin? Verst ve gert de pantsin. Hernds ben muss ber hevin...errr....errr...der flickvenin? Err wif der dild-errr? Zorf Zorf Zorf!

That guy is wack. He needs to learn how to pubmed.

This now makes me want to create a new Pinterest board in which I pin things like this, and label them entirely with word combos from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator like "Punk Rock Reggie's triple X pork honk with Tuscan-style beef taffy."

If the "active ingredients" of this (or any other quack therapy) could actually absorb into your skin to the depth needed to provide the benefits they claim, then they'd need FDA approval (or equivalent).

Celebrity Edition!

Youse guys are pikers. My kitchen disaster was melting some candles to make the surface of my devil sticks (google it if you need to) tackier when I was 15 years old, and noticing the vapor rising from the pot, and remembering hearing that it’s the wax vapor, not the wick, that burns when you light a candle, and, in…

Sad kitchen lesson I learned at a young age: Baking chocolate looks beautiful, especially when you score a full wrapped block from the cabinet, but it does not taste like Hershey's chocolate. AT ALL.

I just made this tasty little guy for dinner! So good.

But then why call is tempeh bacon? Why not just use a different name for it that's not bacon since it is not bacon?

This is a pet peeve of mine too. Let's ignore the awesome no-meat options in every cuisine around the globe and instead try to vaguely approximate the few things vegans don't want to eat anyway.

i met people who were all kinds of unprepared for life. just a "how did you make it to adulthood?" sorts of people.

Edna Mode.

I think I'm allergic to junk food. It makes me fat.

I worked in a Greek restaurant when I was in college, and the cook there was crazy too! He would always be stoned, running out to his car on every break, parked right on a busy street (not the back parking lot!) outside the restaurant, and smoke out. About 2 months in, he found out I'm Jewish, he could barely conceal…

Coleslaw guy is perhaps the weirdest story you've ever run. Now, I hate mayo-heavy coleslaw (and, as with potato salad, actually prefer the kind with vinegar and mustard and no mayo at all). But to see that a place has mayo-y slaw and, instead of ordering something else, or even asking politely for a low-mayo batch,…

Kids are only picky eaters if they have parents who let them behave that way.

Mmm, shih tzu mushrooms. Hairy.

http://xkcd.com/1053/

Originally it was primarily a jungle planet, but the Rakata nuked it from orbit after the inhabitants rebelled against the Rakatan empire. So it's very similar to Korhal from the Starcraft universe in that respect.