TEAM WHEAT-AND-DAIRY.

as an Albertan, let me correct you:

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

Gave it one more try:

counterpoint tho

This made me almost jump for joy:

You're looking for logic in religion. Stop before you hurt yourself.

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

When "organic" first came into vogue I was annoyed at it. IF IT HAS CARBON IN IT IT'S ORGANIC, SHEESH!

Hexane is all natural.

I think there's one like that in Chicago. Or used to be. When I was a kid I wanted to work there.

Seriously. And tetanus only affects them, but (especially after a weekend spent with my frail grandmothers and my cousin's 2 week old baby) I am most concerned about the impact of shitty anti-vax hippies on other folks, babies and immunocompromised people, that will die of some Oregon Trails shit because the…

It's like this whole thread is my brain speaking to me! I love you people!

This comic sorta sums up my feelings on the whole "ZOMGNATURAL" mindset:

Should have worn the Lizzie Caplan suit from Mean Girls

Fuck those bills. I saw a server run after a table after they left one. She told them not to presume she wasn't a Christian and to not use God as an excuse for cheapness.

I worked as a bar tender at a supper club one summer. It was fun. The guests were mostly regulars, and the food was inspiring.