Or a Muff Dive.

It is delicious, but be warned. I had a pasta dish that had an entire bulb of roasted garlic in it and I had the garlic farts so bad after. Like, woke myself up bad.

Phones with moving parts are never a good idea.

My Mcdonalds was a pretty good one. The managers were all good (one cleaned shit out of one of the tunnels in the playplace instead of making an underling do it) except for one. He had not worked his way up. This was in the middle of an economic boom so they were short staffed since anyone who could was going up to…

Which place?

*Hurk*

There should totally be this. Sometimes I think that when I get older, I should become a foods teacher and actually teach useful food things. Like making real bread, making cheap nutritious food from scratch that does not contain ketchup and using cheap cuts of meat and such to stretch your food budget. Maybe some…

They did in fact think their employees were their friends, right up until they did something they did not like, such as s[peaking up for themselves. Then they were the enemy and would be forced to quit shortly after, lest they lose their minds. And then sometimes there would be the threat of lawsuits. I remember them…

I worked at this one place where one of the owners would get their staff to look after their kids when they went away on vacation. The owners were a couple but the kids were from a previous relationship. The people who had to look after their kids were always ones with cars who didn’t have much of a personal life, so…

This is a terrific idea. If only they had been in Edmonton 8 years ago. My mother and I still got out though.

Yup. Me too. I had one teacher who liked to arrange the desks in weird ways, like in one huge circle in the classroom or in little groups of four facing each other. She constantly put me with this asshole kid who liked to bully me. He’d kick me under the desk all day and she would witter, “Oh that just means he likes…

I like to think that if I were her, I would have taken my shoe off, whilst never breaking eye contact and wiped the gob off on her shirt.

I worked with a guy who regularly gave out decaf espresso to customers who were awful. If they were extra bad, instead of the skim they asked for, they would get half and half. He never got caught.

I smuggled in an entire pizza once. It wasn’t a really big pizza, but still enough for two people. I folded the pizza in half so the toppings wouldn’t slide off and slid the whole box into my messenger bag. It was glorious. At the end of the movie the poor kid working there was so shocked when I dumped the box into…

Every time we went to Brownie camp, this one girl would get homesick in the middle of the night and HAVE to have her mum drive out and get her. She’d scream and cry and carry on and not stop until her poor mum drove 1 to 3 hours out to get her. I have no idea why she kept being allowed to come since she never stayed…

Nope. Apparently in some parts of the world you order by weight. Baffling and perplexing. :P

We get people asking for a birthday cake. when I ask, “What kind of cake would you like?” they inevitably reply, “ Birthday cake.” Any cake can be a birthday cake! Birthday cake is not a flavour! Damn ice cream stores selling ’birthday cake’ ice cream... Sometimes, there are also people who ask for a kilogram of cake.

I’ve worked in several bakeries and had children come running into the back while their parent ignores them. My friend will usually steer them out of the danger zone, explaining that we often carry pots full of boiling sugar and pointy knives so maybe watch your child?

The tea is bland, flat and gross. Very strong because the tea is in such fine particles. It can also change so some bags are worse than others because they use scrapings of what is left from nicer teas and mix it all together.

In Canada you get the swill known as Red Rose, or if they think they are fancy, Tazo.