I’m not certain which book I have had the longest, but I do have a number of my mom’s books from when she was a kid. I also have kept my favourites from when I was a kid. My boyfriend and I have a lot of books... They take up five shelves.

Cute, but boo on the gray naked lizard with bunny hands.

You can also add Joey’s and Earl’s to the list. My sister worked for Joey’s which is also owned by Earl’s and high heels were mandatory. Their hiring policy for women is wretched too. The unofficial policy is, “If you would sleep with her, hire her.” They don’t care if you are good at your job, just that you fill out…

No.

That kid looks like the nineties barfed on him.

I think I am the only person who didn’t mind the camping. It demonstrated the aimlessness and frustration of the characters really well.

When my boyfriend and I moved in together, I had to move my two cats. I had only one crate and they don’t like each other enough for me to shove both in. So, I figured that I would put my first and older cat, Freak, in the crate since she is a bit higher strung than my other cat. I couldn’t get her in. Legs just came…

Neither. They just tell you how they have removed all joy from their lives.

All the stars. Adopting is an enormous amount of work where you have to prove you are a capable parent and can support the child. I think people who want to have kids should have to go through at least some of that. Maybe not an operation, because that has some icky connotations, but if they follow through with taking…

I wish I had raptor pants.

Here’s an idea: Don’t fucking store the laundry capsules where kids can get at them! If your kid is so dumb they do not understand that things are not candy, keep it on a high shelf or in a locked cabinet. Problem solved. Or, let nature take its course.

I used to go to Old Navy a lot, but stopped when I bought a half dozen t-shirts to wear at work that I wouldn’t mind getting grubby and then after one wash they either fell apart or stretched into shapeless sacks. If the quality goes up, I may shop there again, but I usually avoid fast fashion type places and opt for…

I got to see Tanya Tagaq once at the Silver Skate festival. She’s really, really good.

I can’t do my hair.

Scrivens!

I mean gift. Dammit.

I love Ursula Vernon. She has such a girt with words and art.

Murchies is my favourite tea company ever. There isn’t one in my area though, so I order it in. The Number 10 Blend and Russian Caravan are glorious. Beautifully blended and extremely high grade. They even make one formulated for hard water.

Murchies is my favourite tea company ever. There isn’t one in my area though, so I order it in. The Number 10 Blend…

I’m not really a fan of David’s Tea myself. I find they skimp on the quality of their tea and just cover it up with too many flavourings. I’m more of an unflavoured kind of tea girl though.

I’m not really a fan of David’s Tea myself. I find they skimp on the quality of their tea and just cover it up with…

I know! I would get it legally if I could, but it is fucking impossible! I don’t want to pay for cable I would otherwise never watch. If they had an option to just stream that one show I would be all over it. We just got caught by our internet provider, so no more downloading for us. I have no idea how we will watch…