When I was in Grade 11 English, one kid tried to do a book report on a Goosebumps book and I think the teacher failed him on the spot when he announced what book he had written a report on. She was like, “Seriously?”

Norovirus is awful!

Oops. First post didn't work, so I tried again. But they both worked.

The vegan/gluten-free/raw/yoga studio restaurant a couple blocks down from where I work makes vegan caesar salads. My friend tried to convince me that it tasted just like normal bacon. She was wrong.

No, but it is a favourite joke.

It is smoked and dried coconut. It tastes like regret and sadness.

Free-range kale.

Death is what it tastes like. It's smoked dried coconut.

Yarp.

Do you ever bake out of your home still? My friend and now boss did that for two years because our old bosses threatened to sue her if she worked in a bakery again during her non-competition time.

Ugh, that sucks! At least that cop helped you out though!

Yep. They really knew their laws. One had done some law school so they were also good at writing really scary looking non-competition contracts.

Yeah, don't go there. Some of the food is good when you can get it fresh, but the owners treat their employees really badly. The reason the food is good because they seem to have a knack for hiring people who care too much. Then they quit and leave good recipes.

Yikes! I'm so sorry! Fellow baker here.

An alternate name for it is Feral Planet, to play the Blue Crab game.

I hate working sick. I also hate how even in places where there are laws against working sick, you are still expected to come in because the manager/chef/owner had worked with a garbage can next to them once, horking into it with careless abandon, while 60 kajillion customers came in so why should you spend a day…

I worked at a bakery/cafe about a year and a half ago. I worked there for four and a half years and really liked it at first. The owners seemed to care, they were nice and it was basically my dream job at the time. We went through renos and expanded and it was all very exciting. But then, cracks started showing.

I have one of those!

I love Twister. I got to see it at a drive-in theatre for the first time and it was glorious.

The Sound of Music never ends. The Sound of Music is eternal. I have never seen the end , despite a grandmother, mother and sister who love that movie. I get bored and leave to do something else and when I come back, it is still on.