Trained birds of prey are banded and have straps on their legs called jesses that are used to keep the bird from flying away when it is panicked.

Nope. Not true. You drink alkaline water and what does it go into? A big vat of acid that keeps itself in roughly the same ph. If you want to reduce the amount of acid in your stomach, eat a bunch of antacids. I haven't heard of anyone shilling Tums as a way to live forever. The people who sell kits to turn your water…

Except for alkaline water. That stuff is nonsense.

Cassowaries.

McDonalds fries don't appear to decompose because they are so small that they dry out before they can rot. There is so much salt and so little moisture that they dry up. I used to work at McDonalds and read the ingredients for their fries. It's not scary. It is: Potatoes, beef tallow, cottonseed oil, salt and ascorbic…

Probably Raptor Red, Hogfather or Good Omens.

Me too. A whole bunch. I was only out of school for a week and I didn't feel too bad except for all the itching. And now I have to worry about shingles.

For fuck's sakes! Quit complaining about feathers on dinosaurs! The science changes; deal with it. *sighs* I welcome our feathery overlords.

It's sitting.

I'm not sure if it is still the biggest. I refuse to go on the Mindbender. I don't like rides that go upside-down.

They are the BEST.

Oog, I haven't had to do a vagina baby cake before, but it is probably only a matter of time.

Ugh, I hate doing baby cakes. We don't have an edible image printer, but we've had to make sculpted baby ass cakes and on the weekend I just did a pregnant torso cake with a foot on it. Barf.

I live in Edmonton, Alberta. It's pretty cool. We have the largest stretch of urban parkland in Canada, which is glorious. We also have a large dinosaur dig happening in one of the ravines right in the city. It's a secret, otherwise I would show up and ask to help.

It tastes like apples. Well, mostly apples.

My Shepard drank some and passed out in the bathroom. Poor Garrus had to help me.

Hooray! Nanny Ogg's Cookbook! I've actually made a couple recipes out of it; including Strawberry Wobbler.

It was definitely more badass. This looks much more cheaply made. The feet are sloppily done, most of the skin texture is eh, the tail is tiny and weak and the head is just horrible. It doesn't even look like the Jurassic Park version of a Tyrannosaur, which doesn't look that much like an actual Tyrannosaur in the…

Marshmallow fondant is the best. At my bakery, we make our own fondant. So much nicer tasting and easier to use, except for the black fondant. I find that all the store bought ones have a really gnarly smell when you open the bucket.

I love that game.