Whew, I can imagine. I just put 64 orchids on a wedding cake. No idea how much those would cost. Looked nice, though.

I don't understand giant, extravagant weddings, but I am a practical person. However, I am a baker and crazy wedding cakes (and redonkulous 1st birthday cakes) are kind of what pay my bills so...

Edmonton? Famoso is marvellous.

Yeesh... Sounds like what my stepmonster is going to turn into. She shrieked at me when I was a kid after I didn't say, 'Bless you' after she sneezed.

Why is that scary? Bacteria and viruses do that sort of thing naturally and many plants are capable of swapping genes with distantly related species. Our bodies don't know the difference between lettuce DNA and insect DNA. DNA is not a nutrient and is mostly broken down in digestion. It's just a gene. Veggies won't…

My grandpa almost convinced my mom to name my sister Ivy. My nickname is Holly, so you can guess what he was thinking.

All the liquid would eventually cause the chocolate to crack and then it would ooze. It would last a couple days probably.

I have a couple pairs of these. I like them because they make me feel fancy.

It couldn't actually eat him. Whales have small esophagi. It probably would have spit him out.

Is anyone else driven bonkers by people's insistence on calling tyrannosaurus T-rex? There is only one species of tyrannosaur and we don't refer to any other dinosaur in the same way.

Many dinosaur species have something called sclerotic rings. These are tiny bones in the eye to help give large eyes support. They have found some for tyrannosaurus and from that can infer how large their eyes were. If they had large eyes than presumably they would ave good vision. They have also made casts of their…

Kal'buir!

I went into an A&W one morning and discovered someone in there noisily doing coke... At 10 AM!

I effing love Tank Girl. I don't care what anyone says.

I actually loved that part. It was nice just seeing them as best buddies.

Cider is delicious. I've been drinking it for a few years now. There is a local one called Big Rock that is made with champagne yeast. Amazing. Better than Strongbow. Some of the ciders made with wild yeast can be a bit of an acquired taste though. They usually taste like the bottom of a woodpile; very musty. I had…

There is a place in Quebec that is like that, I think. They serve the most wonderful Montreal smoked meat sandwiches though. If you are new, you can ask them to be gentle though and they will.

I used to have extremely long hair, like down to my butt and I had never dyed it at this point. So one time I was at a friend's and one of her aunts was over. I was talking to my friend when someone pulled my hair. It was her aunt who proceeded to tow me over to her with it and complimented me on it, saying how nice…

This menu wants to make me pee blood.

I'm actually listening to this right now as I'm surfing.