How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right job!- Scotty.

“I, Hadrian, say that we can stop illegal Pictish immigration into this great land by building a wall across Britannia. I will even make the Picts pay for it!” - Paid for by the Rome for the Romans Committee

So help me understand the Gawker media hierarchy then:

It’s not just the sheer number of characters stuffed into BvS that everyone is making fun of. Look at all the movies preceeding Civil War & Infinity War that introduces 90% of the characters that will appear in the film

This is completely different. This had one movie before it. This would be like Iron Man 2 introducing Thor, Captain America, Ant Man, Loki, Red Skull, Thanos, Daredevil, and Jessica Jones.

The clickbait title would have you believe he ate his own flesh. Nope. He had a lab analyze it and then emulated the flavor using a combination of normally-eaten meats. However, the video is still well worth watching, of course.

Or nah.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Not with that kind of attitude.

What if it is waxed though?

I like the idea that he was the wight that led Bran to the three-eyed crow (Black Hands? Cold Hands?)

“Have you ever considered registering as a sex offender, just so you have a legitimate excuse for why your friends can’t bring their stupid children over to your house?”

What if Sale was the second gunman?

In telling LaRoche not to bring his son around the clubhouse as frequently, Kenny Williams was able to:

- Force a now abysmal hitter to retire
- Save the team $13 million
- Open up a roster spot
- Get a 14 year old kid out of the clubhouse

I think it’s pretty clear who had a problem with LaRoche's kid. I can't blame him,…

Williams: Look, I’m just going to level with all of you here. The kid’s 14 years old and his hormones are raging, and we can’t afford to buy all new uniforms and merchandise calling ourselves the Chicago Crusty Socks.

If only they had the same passion about winning games.

This is such bullshit.

Nothing endears professional athletes to the working class like a 36 year old man retiring a millionaire because his boss told him he can’t bring his child to work* all of the time. He can come some of the time, but not all of the time.

I also known this for many years...

1 human death from a self-driving car is a tragedy.