Shhhhh, you’re going to disturb the echo chamber.

Don’t be too thrilled, those posts just get deleted.

Am I blocked from commenting now? Pretty thin skin around here.

Trying to keep up with the carefully cultivated comment section is kinda fun. It’s like a game, how long will a dissenting opinion last before it gets deleted?

Tony Romo was injured as a result of this incident.

That joke will caust you.

White male makes joke about black people often being angry at white male, makes black people angry at white male.

I had the same experience but have you tried going back to just the alarm without the light? I still find a VERY pronounced difference. If I forget to set the light alarm, or if I’m away from home, I am muuuuuuuuuch slower to get moving in the morning without the light.

I had the same experience but have you tried going back to just the alarm without the light? I still find a VERY…

Get it together Yahoo!

To be fair, Cubs fans have pretty low standards.

Alternatively, acute alliteration aversion.

I’m what I like to call an optimistic pessimist. Either I’m right, or I’m pleasantly surprised.

Cowboys’ QB Tony Romo is expected to play be injured Sunday vs Eagles for the first time since Thanksgiving 2015, sources tell

I think this article misses the most important point by not explaining how the tweet is racist.

WHY DID YOU ORDER YOUR LIST LIKE THAT?!?!?!?! IT HURTS!

This is probably the best possible refutation of the “operable means legal to drive” argument. Well done!

Well, I’m screwed.

And remember that other religions have holidays at other times of the year. Don’t forget to wish your Jewish friends a happy Yom Kippur this September. :P