meh, I read it as, “like a bitch in heat”.

Nah, he’s gotta have em by the taint hairs, pussies can take a pounding without even flinching. You get someone by the taint hair and you can get em to do whatever you want.

Just hearing the name Peoria gives me a hangover.

As a current Sox fan I have to say, it is genuinely hard to watch baseball that is so bad. This year wasn’t nearly as rough as last year but last year’s misery fed into this year for sure. When your team goes down 3 in the 4th and you know that there’s almost no chance of them mounting a comeback, you find other…

ewwwwwwwww

I see these articles and they always have a picture of him with his giant fro. All I can think is, “How does he fit it all in his helmet?”, “What does it look like with his helmet on?”, “What does it look like after practice when he takes his helmet off?”, “How long of a pick does he need to fluff it out?”, “How long…

That is by far the best fan gif. So much suspense.

IF they win and you start hearing about it we’ve still got one good response:

That night was GREAT! Did you catch the guys who dumped the field goal upright into that fountain outside of Stevenson? Someone was on the ledge jumping over it as they spun the pole around the outer edge of the fountain. Good times, good times.

I’ll be interested to hear the Blue Jay’Sean apology to him for causing such a fuss.

This is the way people should be.

This doesn’t seem outlandish to me at all. I use the “it was the hooker’s fault” defense with my wife all the time.

What else are you going to put on fries?

I think the aliens from Independence day could use 5 more knees.

The fact that this is in civil court and not criminal court is pretty much the reason that this is not bigger news. There’s no independent investigation into any of these accusations, and frankly it’s her word against theirs. It’s too easy to write this off as a cash grab. That is not to comment on the morality of…

Irish temper you say? She better make it a live segment.

Who throws a shoe?

Unfortunately, Rose will not be able to testify in his own defense as he injured his vocal chords during practice for cross examination. He’s expected to be out for the rest of the trial.