Am I the only one who thought, “Hmm, I never realized that Mike Tyson was married to the chick from the Howard Stern show. Thought she was smarter than that.”

All of the thtath!

That fasciitus is just awful. Got on a good running kick 5 years ago, I was 290 lbs and dropped down to 260 in 4 or 5 months. Then I developed a case of fasciitus that wouldn’t heal (because I worked in a restaurant) and totally pulled me off my running game. Didn’t fully heal until I put all of that weight back on…

There are not enough stars in the known universe for this comment.

Pictured: Beth’s feet

Actually loled.

You guys just gotta get the right people on the case.

Is this tongue in cheek and I’m just missing it, or is Rachel being serious ?

What you did there, see it I do.

Right, my reaction was, “SHIT!”

Is there a picture of this guy where he doesn’t look like a movie villain?

Now, that’s how you get CTE.

It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I recognize North North Dakota.

Looks like someone is going to camp!

Please, he was up at these times taking long start and stop pisses due to his cantaloupe sized prostate. The tweets delivered in the 5 o’clock hour occurred during breaks in the stream. The man has to find something to do while he’s waiting for things to get flowin again. With a prostate that size, one has to…

Let this be further evidence that only baseball coaches and gym teachers can get away with delivering clumsy burns like “shut your ass up.”

I can tell you why he was awake at 5 am:

I’d also like to think that, in his furor, he knocked over his chamber pot.

This deserves so many more stars.

Kaepernick really does need to listen to a voice of reason: