JESUS!

Children of the Carrot?

On top of the respect they showed to the Marlins yesterday, this just goes to show what a classy organization the Mets are...when did that happen?

That’s not sitcom, it’s a Leslie Nielsen movie.

That is a noble goal. Good on you.

I figure Dean needs another dealer and is wondering if Trump will hook him up.

Please stahp, I can only feel so much.

On top of it all he had a baby on the way. If you’re a parent, to think about not being in your child’s life...just, fuck.

Whoever has the Mets twitter tonight is classy after. Cheers to them.

I had to watch it with the sound off...I can’t keep it straight during any rendition of Amazing Grace, I’m not adding Take Me Out to the Ball game to that list.

Stealing a line:

And Illinois is up there in terms education! GAH!

Came here for this because I never want to leave my freshman year of college.

It’s far more likely to be a strategic decision. Considering the volatility of the middle east it makes sense to reduce the military’s dependence on oil.

Well, and 13 year Olds on Maury.

kind of a “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” situation, hunh?

Well that Instagram was a kick right in the feels. I’m not crying, my eyes are just sweating.

It was actually in dudeyourrodsinme.