Manischewitz for everyone!

Could be worse...

“One guy wanted to have the girls nude, with strategically placed basketballs covering their private bits. We reminded him that these were high school girls. He didn’t see the problem there, so we had to fire him...and call the police.”

You realize this is Jezebel right? 85% of the stories published here involve some level of public shaming.

I, for one, am now aware of the depth of the situation. While I’m not personally in a position to help, I am a person who votes and would now be more inclined to consider expanded drug treatment programs worth the expense.

I’m also, from the Chicagoland area. I have zero first hand experience with the fallout of heroin addiction, nor do most people I know. Because you have an intimate knowledge of a subject does not mean that knowledge is common.

Bull, fucking, shit on all of this.

They’re already there, man. Already there.

I call, they’d just keep it for themselves.

Nope, sorry, he can’t stay your baby forever.

16. +2 years for girls who aren’t actually interested in baseball.

Something, something, complete.

Hey Dilfer, stick to sports.

The best part is that he lights the thermite with a sparkler.

100% the Univision execs look better.

I’m not saying they’re the same thing. I’m saying that overly permissive parents, like the kind that would laugh it off and assign zero consequences when their child commits an actual crime, will very likely raise a child who doesn’t fully understand the real world consequences to their actions. Actions like getting…

What did his dad say?

@ -0:46

If I were asked to grade this pun, I’d give it high Marx.

“Oh, man. You guys got me.”