In Mother Russia, bear fancies YOU!

Univision has been playing you guys all along. Not only do they cash in on the hits from Friday on a bunch of old articles, they get to cash in on the hits to these new recycled articles.

If this post isn’t deleted, then I’d say Univision’s execs had a fair point, as of course did GM editors

Did any of the Washington players protest? I’m not sure how I’d feel about that.

Do you see his clothes and facial hair? That scenario is NOT outside the realm of probability.

How does this movement stop itself from becoming old news and fading away like Occupy?

M-I-C

What the fuck is a “dubstep vionlist”?

Are pigs flying?

Just keep reminding yourself that you’ve actually been alive for a world series win. And if the Cubs do win this year we can always toast to another century of North side excellence.

You think that having one sanitation worker friend means that you understand?!? Your white collar is showing.

Oh, I’m sorry, am I intruding on your ‘safe space’? Do you need to go back and hide from reality? I’m sure your worldview looks all nice and neat when you scribe it in your college ruled notebook in your ivory towers, but those of us in the real world care about sanitation workers.

Maybe the act isn’t intended to disrespect sanitation workers but it does!

Buuullllllshit! Sanitation workers struggle day in and day out to make this country what it is. They put their scent and social lives on the line so you’re not knee deep in refuse and excrement.

+1 for this

He did! The person who gets hit the most wins, right?

All those 9-11 conspiracy nuts are half right, jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. But, it wasn’t thermite either, Someone’s hotpocket just got knocked to the floor.

This is an explosive take.

It’s a shame that Obama directly caused the death of your grandfather.

This is a near-perfect comment.