Flea became Ed Harris so gradually I didn't even notice.

Slow. Fucking. Clap. 🙌🏼

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

Yasss.

Also this

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Why do I keep getting an error message: “Safari cannot open the page because the address is invalid.”?

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Yes, republican voters, no worries, the red wave is here. Stay home on election day.

So, you’re saying we should BUY?!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

30 minutes BEFORE a flight? At LAX?

“Oh my god! They are treating me like a fucking black person!”

An older Asian woman, who appeared to be drunk, plopped down on the birthday party couch and began talking loudly to other people.

LMAO, he actually looks like a “Well, actually” type guy. lol.

Better pic.

Because he doesn’t look like he was barfed out of strip club he’s not black enough? LOL!

It would certainly put a damper on Thanksgiving.

The takeaway here is that FMC has a team of goons they fly around the country to deal with uppity dealers.