Countdown to “I know what I got” territory.

Would have worked if he had the McCracken brothers with him.

I’m assuming it would have a line similar to this.

she never was a “musician”

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

That is...depressing.

Sure they were positive, but were they twice as positive?

They must be destroying a mattress a week with all that hate fucking going on.. I mean my goodness.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

I want this shirt to wear to the dog park.

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.

All the torsional rigidity of a shoe box without the lid with the weight of the USS Missouri 

...as a Floridian, this speaks to me on an emotional level.

If that is the worst mistake I make today - well then I’m ok with that.

Watching Trump fuck over the people dumb enough to vote for him is the only entertaining thing about his presidency.

I’m 51 and considering getting another earring. You do you, man...

Hey, DJ!

ARe afros still thought cool too?  WHo decides these things?

You do you, uh, your friend.

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