And yet, check out his Twitter bio (yes, it’s real):

It’s still confirmed that gingers have no soul

And they say millennials are lazy.

A clever checksheet for the fucking.

True. Bottom line, if you’re going to get in a fight, you have to be willing to take a punch or two. Neither one of these dudes wanted anything to do with that. 

Fight someone who takes hits for a living, brehs...

I mean, yeah, he’s a fucking scumbag, but at least he’s an honest scumbag.

“These aren’t our kids”

Michelle Wolf used to work on “The Daily Show”, recently had an HBO special. Watch it . When I found out she landed this gig , I thought to myself “oh shit , they have NO IDEA what they’ve done.” Like she said last night about herself getting the job, “You should’ve done your research.” 😂

So, she doesn’t endorse Trump but she would have voted for him if she could have?

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

And here I was just fantasizing a couple of days ago about Hannity getting caught up with this clusterfuck. Christmas in April!

I remember a comment someone posted on a Jezebel article chronicling the rise and fall of Iggy Azalia that said, “black men are not the gatekeepers of black culture, black women are”.

Except that Amazon actually fought for (and won) the right to not pay employees for time that they were required to remain on Amazon premises and be searched by the company to prevent theft..

Nah, it’s Michael Harriot. You gotta get ALL that good stuff. I like to savor every syllable.

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

I’ll save my Olympic sex quotient for downhill speedos, thanks.

Those weren’t offensive, those were Tide ads.

Related: Every movie gets one white person only.