Always relevant.

Velour should make a comeback. Doesn’t get as hot as vinyl or leather, even in dark colors.

Hey now, that screenshot is actually showing the truck driver stopping a teenage reckless driver/car thief running from the cops in the Veloster who was tearing through a neighborhood and parks with kids around.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

I’m reasonably sure that Donald doesn’t know anything without John Kelly’s help. Now if anyone can wrestle the goddamn phone out of Trump’s hands so he can’t tweet anymore THAT would be an accomplishment.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

I swear to god, it was the only sun hat I could find in Las Vegas that weekend.

TSA is always hiring.

“What we have to examine is how the language changes, and when you start to go away from ‘global warming’ to ‘climate change,’ this goes right into the heart of progressive thinking because what it says, or what the implication is, is that somehow the progressives are going to figure out a way to create the ideal…

Wait. The Killers are still happening? I miss the early aughts so damn much!

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

Can someone explain to me why the three senators who voted AGAINST Russia sanctions (Justin Amash, Massie, and Duncan) did so?

I’ve actually done this in my beat-up truck. I mean, hey, return your carts, people!

thats ok, i didnt want any girls anyways, stan.

‘And everything was going quite well—until a white audience member asked the rapper why the main character of the cartoon was black.’

Are you fuckinghigh?

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

It needs to be more; more compelling, more interesting to people who don’t normally care about cars, more warm, more approachable, more likable.