Listen to this guy. He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Actually.......nevermind.

You put alot of work into this but I can narrow it down to 2 categories:

Come on boy, see about me....

Something has been on tv for 7 years and I’ve never watched a single episode. I can even say I’ve dont even recall seeing a single commercial. How is that possible?

The last 3 seconds is all I needed.

I was with a kid in high school who liked to break into cars at the mall to steal stereos. We were Seniors, I am black and he was upper middle class white and this was a private boys boarding school where I was one of 3. For reasons I will not fully detail I dropped dime on him (and do not regret it to this day). He…

Shut it down, we’re done here.

I follow some CosPlay girls on Instagram. The work they put into their costumes is just amazing. It would bust my bubble if any of them started spewing right wing politics so I think the fact that there is an Alt-Furry movement is a bastardization of the Furry fetish itself. You are supposed to morph into a persona of…

Cuz mofo’s got places to be.

I’m from Illinois and we are sorry this guy happened, but at least we got rid of him as soon as possible.

I know what you’re getting at but that’s a tough call w/ POC. However you should check out the Twitter page @FloridaMan and @FloridaWoman for the latest as well as the podcast @DumbPeopleTown

Relax. I thought millennials were supposed to be so chill. Today on Twitter the Guardian ran an article about how Elvis died so I did the same joke. We’ll see how it plays out.

You know this guy was using Backpage/Houston and Craigslist ‘Therapist’ section so if anyone can dig up his ads that would be awesome. I mean, purely for journalistic purposes.

A good attorney will say he was just picking up the breast pump milk from his wife who obviously works there.

“No CAPES!”

“Florida man....”

People want to put a target on someone’s back. Let me rephrase that....black people are good for dragging down another black person who has become successful at the Game and managed to rise up above their circumstances, whatever they may be. So at the slightest discretion a black celebrity gets a permanent target put…

Raven is getting paid and still on tv, so um....you might want to find a better, less-qualified reference.

Got damn! How many bottles of Mt. Dew did you go thru bruh?