What up boo!

My only thing with Colin is - and I say this with all sincerity - I hope to God he’s been practicing. Cuz when the phone rings that arm better be ready.

Can we see a high school photo of Jason Mamoa. Heterosexual guy just asking for a friend.

See, everyone wants to focus on his murder because he was a famous celebrity and it was south beach Miami. But the much more interesting murder is the wealthy real estate executive from Chicago who was married with children who’s widow went to great lengths and swore up and down that her husband was not gay and had…

That sound you hear is a couple hundred millennials Googling “Who the hell is Gianni Versa...?”

Gloria has got to learn how to dial back that look of simultaneous coaching-this-is-the-first-time-I’ve-heard-this-you’re-doing-a-great-job-honey l00k. I feel for her clients but that woman makes my skin crawl.

Suits is still on?

My wife loves this show and takes tons of inspiration from it. I cannot bring myself to repeat anything bad about her nor do I want to tension in my house for doing so. There are just some paths you just dont tread down.

That poor guy laying on the field all by himself.

Ohhh, thats what ‘having the receipts’ means.

I been spending more time on Twitter lately trying to have rational conversations w/ people. Sometimes I feel like I’ve made some progress then the very next day something stupid will go down, some jaghole will defend it, and it’s back to square one. If one more person equates a mass shooter to the gun violence in…

Touch Screen Not Responding

I’m a black guy so if you’re going to flame me please respond accordingly. I get the list. The title of the article, yeah not so much. It’s pretty inflammatory and doesnt invite a discussion on how to mend a problem. Every question that a white person posts in comments can just be answered w/ a snarky response and a…

“These are not the droids you’re looking for. Or the Senator. No really, its not me.”

Maybe you’re not into Lord of the Rings but you missed an opportunity to point out the massive amount of butthurt at the mere thought of having a black hobbit:

Is that what he looks like? Or is something wrong w/ him?

Thats a face that says “Hey, you gonna finish that?”

Incessantly racist sounds better.

Reposting from Jezebel until someone responds:

Meanwhile ToveLo is givin it away all over Instagram and cant get radio play to save her life.