Unless Adele plans on ‘coming round with some pipe-swinging brother’s to get medieval on her ass’ honey badger really don’t give a sh*t.

This article spends so much time trying to be snarky and cute that it’s hard for me to decipher exactly what the true newsworthy point of it is. Can someone cliffnotes this for me.

Hope springs eternal. To say you’re hopeful for a better or different outcome at this point is a fools errand. Take these people at face value. Believe what they say. Don’t turn the other cheek and say “I hope he didn’t really mean that.” The nominations and appointments alone should be enough to show you this is…

I know (hope) you mean well w this article. But 60% off cheap crap still makes it cheap crap. I stopped shopping there after accepting the fact that dress shirts can’t withstand 2 washings.

I know (hope) you mean well w this article. But 60% off cheap crap still makes it cheap crap. I stopped shopping…

I wish people would stop thinking in terms of 4 years for the presidency. The mid-terms are in 2 years. Government moves slowly. Things can be tied up in court proceedings for quite some time and then mid-term elections can change the balance of power in the House and Senate.

As a Cardinals fan living in Chicago it has been a bitter pill to swallow cheering for the Cubs. Despite all the problems Chicago has, I’m so glad I don’t live in St. Louis anymore. Go Cubs Go.

Went to the fridge last night for some ice cream. It was all gone. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

That was actually rather weak and tame. I think it’s the narrator voice that makes it sound “movie of the week” hilarious, starring Adam Sandler as Anthony Weiner.

The point raised was that her last “project” was giving birth to a mans child. The counter point was that she hasn’t done anything else worthy since Family Guy, a successful show that is currently on the air (i.e. Not past tense). Therefore she has name recognition in and of itself and a production company built on…

I just spent a few minutes on Buzzfeeds website. After reading part of a serious article about a Trump rally in Wisconsin, I followed that up with 26 things short women w large boobs deal with. I only got to 6. Not because I’m opposed to boobs but because, Buzzfeed is such a clusterfuck of a website. I thought they…

I know right!

The Cubs won the World Series last night. You seem like the kind of person who’s first reaction would be to say “Yeah, but can you win it again next year?” Mila’s later accomplishments do not rely on or diminish her first.

I just want to go on record as saying thanks, but I am not ever going to watch this clip.

Nope this is a person who:

The headline should really be: Some parts of the civilized world still not aware Internet exists.

As I have seen posted before and repeat at every opportunity; I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

One could argue that Bob Ross’ happy bushes were all fully doctored. Your point being?

Boobs. Have you seen them? Me either but given the chance I’d jump.

“Oh, you’re THAT Mariah Carey. I’m sorry I was looking for Mariah Carey from Des Moines.”