These Gifs are beautiful. You’ve made my morning.

This was a great read. But that image from Forest Gump, considering the context of the scene, was probably not your best choice.

Please discuss the Isuzu Trooper. I owned one used and then realized the mistake. But my goodness I loved that ugly green tank more than my Pathfinder, which also died. I’m onto a 2008 Wolfsburg Jetta now, fingers crossed.

My family is spread across 5 cities. We’ve kept up a group text for over two years and it has brought us closer together than when we lived in the same place. We’re all up to date on kids and the smallest detail of every day. It’s great!

That’s it?

You'd prob have more stars but it's Friday. Ppl are drinking and don't wanna read that much. #EditBro

How Long Until Conservative Talking Head gets her phone hacked by Anonymous and has nude pics on Reddit.

I’ve been noticing “Shots fired” as the new cliche line on FB. I think “And scene” should really take over in 2017. That line just rules!

This is so funny but when was it ever discussed the first time?

In Chicago this may very well get you shot. And that is not sarcasm with the way things are right now. Cabs can get away with this but 1-we hate cab drivers and 2-the chance to do it to them is golden. The only safe time to honk at someone is when they are a white female clearly looking at a cellphone while sitting at…

Was this a straight single item bill or was there something else included in the details like a provision to hunt baby seals on every third Tuesday of the month in even numbered years? I'm being serious. Was there something else at issue here that is not being fully reported?

This is awesome. The article not the stickers. I'd bang those two to infinity and beyond but my god how I hate Matt Scrotumface Lauer.

Who is the child in the header pic and why?

No brown people. Sigh....

As a black man in America it's almost funny to me how some people can reach adulthood before they come face to face with the harsh reality of discrimination and racism. To think that they have been living in a just and free society all this time only means that they've been living a sheltered life among their own…

I didn’t realize Future had branched out into journalism. Good for him.

This article really needs to be cross referenced with Gawkers stories about working at Target. I don’t recall anyone caring if you came in early or not, but you better not miss a meeting and always go to lunch in your social group or you were outcast. How hard you worked was irrelevant according to some of the…

Of course I had to watch it a couple times after reading this. That looks like a guy who knows how not to spill his beer.

Katy and hard go together like peas and carrots.

My brother said this exact same thing the one and only time I beat him at RISK. We speak now, but haven't touched the game since.