Give the dolls to the boys, idiots.

If history is any indicator, that guy is into some deep dark porn and 10 to 1 doesn't know how to delete his browser cache. Just wait it out.

Indrive a 2008 VW 2.0 Turbo. As long as premium is under $3.00 I will fill up w/ it. But if money is tight or the price rises I switch to Regular. I do notice the turbo is a slower to kick in w 83-87 octane but otherwise no difference.

I'm new to Jezebel having recently lost Gawker. Is this what is to be expected from the site? You're gonna have to provide some diagrams and background to bring new readers up to speed.

Omg you sound like my son.

That's good Kinja.

True story: Late 70's or early 80's I was very young and everything I learned about sex came from Playboy magazine. There was a single frame cartoon of a woman naked in bed, a man sitting on the edge of the bed and a bird in the windowsill of an open window, apparently chirping. The caption to the comic simply said…

Judging from your first sentence I'd say you haven't been black very long, have you. I'm black and dated white girls in high school. That does not mean I liked hanging out with her brother.

Can someone photoshop a Websters Dictionary entry of the word “Meh” and a photo of Kaine.

Keep an eye on your 6 Maverick. They tend to sneak up.

I'd just like to offer an obvious and somewhat sexist remark to this article, which I did not read. But that brunette in the background can be my clean up batter in the bottom innings any time.

I purchased 2 cars on CL from private owners, in Chicago no less. Both experiences were fine and with no issues. It can be done.

I started to read this with great interest seriously. Then when it got to the part that the girl sat silent while Trump talked about her, while she sat there....it was just too much. That is some next level Mensa narcissism.

Wow. How did you know she was attractive? That just kills it.

Look man you lost me at Segment 1. And there's no video of a crash so I clicked on this for nothing.

Don't be such a tight ass. That was pretty good

You had one opportunity to use a Nicki Minaj gif in your headline pic and failed. #bootyerrwhere

My 2008 Wolfsburg Jetta 2.0 Turbo is a dream. Black w grey leather interior and only normal maintenance so far. Bought it used w Sirius XM and I love my car. I will say it doesn't like Regular unleaded gas when I'm feeling thrifty. And I wish it had a full size spare.