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Omg that is some next level shade you've thrown.

That is just the most epic thing I’ve seen, maybe ever. And then the ending...

I saw this the second time seeing the movie. It goes by very quickly but yes it's there.

She’s got a Penny Flame thing goin on.

Wait. I'm on Jalopnik?

Alligator Alley is Route 60. I drove this over Thanksgiving from Tampa to Ft Lauderdale so my wife could visit friends and family. We flew in from Chicago but that wasn’t enough. We had to drive across the state on this 2 lane backroad. I just thank God it was without incident cuz I was not comfortable the entire way.…

How many times have I wanted to say to my single friends “Shut up and just fuck him already. Jesus it’s not that hard.” I'm so happily married and morning sex is the bees knees.

I had high hopes for this show but even the Weekend Update fell flat.

It still says $99 today (Friday). ???

It still says $99 today (Friday). ???

I use Photo Safe for my peanut butter pics. There is no way I'd keep those pics in my regular photo album feed. Only problem is, there's no app support anymore so once the pics are in they cannot be exported.

And yet, here you are.

Your opening sentence, although funny, omits a glaring and obvious fact about the former Gov. He isn’t that stupid. He knows full well how the government works. He equally knows full well how to pander to the emotions of an extreme base that will vote for hope and change to the government that they hold both dear and…

Gif or it didn't happen.

I read this whole thing. I don’t usually do that on Gawker after I get the general idea of what someone is going on about. But yeah, you really nailed this and I had no intention of seeing this movie.

Hang on a second. I read the Ferrari purchase story. I didn't know about the Land Rover or your Twitter. I just read the 2 first paragraphs of this article and stopped to write this comment. I cannot wait to finish reading this! I have a beer, the game is on, the wife is out, the kid is in bed. OK, lets do…

I have a 2008 VW Jetta Wolfsburg Edition 2.0 Turbo. Is my Sport mode more effective at acceleration than just slamming down the gas pedal? Whats the proper way to use it?