Gillian Anderson in the Community movie as an FBI agent not named Scully. Abed has to reconcile the existence of this not-Scully Scully. Cherry on top: Anderson’s character is partnered with an agent that is named Scully, played by Robert Patrick.

‘cooked up with unemployed anti-zealots’

I would watch a Community/X-Files crossover event.

WHAT!?! Man, I played Kingdom of Loathing before there was even a Naughty Sorceress fight. Still have a character who knows how to make snow cones, even if I go years at a time without logging in. Me and Asymmetric? We go way back. Loved West of Loathing, played through multiple times, did one more playthrough after…

Not replying directly to any FUCKING ASSHOLES, but here’s some facts:

I’m imagining a scene with the Queen calmly looking at the wreckage from the backseat of her car then calmly telling the chauffeur “drive”.

Well, I for one am totally unshocked that someone called Elvis316 is on the side of the old dude alleged to have had sex with a 14 year old ...

The editor here is a stack of office supplies with some googly eyes on it.

Sisi, you get a lot of shit on this website, and you just keep wading back in clad in anime-style, gacha-themed, unapologetically progressive armor with a giant buster sword engtaved ‘the blade with which I slew the last fucks I had to give’ and daring those motherfuckers to give you more. So let me just say:

This Ghost of Christmases past absolutely loved the song and dance from this Dickens of a pleaser! “A Christmas Carol” hasn’t felt this fresh since George C. Scott put on a stocking cap and gave David Warner’s Bob Cratchett a good kick in the chestnuts - the poor galoot! Will Farrell is pure comedy and Ryan Reynolds…

Saw this at the Austin Film Fest two weeks ago, and it was fantastic. Felt a bit too much like a play at times (it was adapted from a play) but Brendan Frasier knocks it out of the park and will likely get an Oscar nomination for his performance. 

I haven’t signed onto Kinja in weeks but I had to after reading your post cause it brought me so much joy I needed to tell you. 

Well now let’s get this started. Being fat is not an identity nor a characteristic that should be celebrated or encouraged. Fat shaming is harmful, gross and for any of the “just tryna help” lot also counter productive. Movies have no responsibility to portray fictional characters positively or even sympathetically…

“So fresh, so clean,” so completely ironic.  My freshman roommate and good friend from high school recently posted pictures of herself with my rapist, also someone from high school. But hey, he was popular and good-looking and she wasn’t going to let that stop her. She was one of the only two people I told. The need…

That’s the thing though, there’s two conversations here that are being conflated. One is whether franchise movies are *proper* cinema, to be considered anything other than “theme park rides” (and to hear some of the commenters here, you’d think Disney invented commercial art); and the other is the juggernaut success…

A gimmick commentor? In this economy?

Audiences will delight as this panther of a movie slinks through the night! Take note, Blake Edwards, this is how you make a sequel after a star has passed. Coogler doesn’t need to resort to deleted scenes to make this kitty purr! Although the missus’ wouldn’t shut up about her confusion of Angela Basset/Shirley…

I would like to also stump for it’s sort of companion-y series, “A History of Violence” by Tom Breihan, which was about action movies. Both were absolutely fantastic, revelatory work written by fans of the genre, well researched but accessible...this comment actually makes me think it would have been amazing to have…

It IS but only up to a certain point of income. They’ve actually researched it. It’s something like money CAN buy happiness up to about $75k/year per person (which might need to be a little higher now to adjust for inflation and also assumes no dependents). Once you get to that point, you usually have enough for a…

Chris Brown is a truly nasty human. I think he should be “cancelled” and properly punished for his numerous acts of violence to women, including punching Rihanna’s head through a Lamborghini window.