Norm Macdonald recently gave a lengthy interview to the Hollywood Reporter in which he said that “there are very few people that have gone through” what Louis C.K. and Roseanne Barr have gone through, “losing everything in a day.”

pineapple on pizza dipped in ranch. don’t bother hating on me since I’m expecting my heart attack any day now. 

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

People seem amazed not everybody wants kids, too. Not just for lifestyle or financial reasons, but because of the kids themselves.

The tone of this is weirdly hostile.

Asking Khloe’s former-step-half-brother (or whatever you call him) for comment is basically the equivalent of asking me.

Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.

Beyond what we think, it’s a practice that’s often extremely ridiculous and grotesque

Um, if someone told me to put my dog in the bin, I’d be like, “Yo there is a dog in there.” And if they continued to insist, I would ask to speak to the head attendant, and then the pilot. And if they still insisted, I’d get my ass off that plane. NOTHING would cause me to put my dog in the overhead bin. I would risk…

Supporting role vs. starring role doesn’t factor into your equation at all? Especially after the first season, her winning the Emmy, and cleaning the floor with him in their scenes together?

I am SO HAPPY Tom and Abby are engaged. That man seemed so caring and full of joy to give. Congrats (again), you crazy kids!

no thanks. jay cant sell his own shows so he’s making beyonce take him with her.

I’m a woman and I did this. Got out of a 5 1/2 year relationship and met my current boyfriend 2 weeks later and we immediately started dating and have now been together for 2 years. I had been so done with my ex for so long that by the time I broke it off with him, i resented him and was ready to move on.

I like to think she sat there and did it the hard way. Maybe in solidarity

Jezebel 2018 baby!! Quality is spiraling down the drain on a weekly basis

I’m not a big fan of the idea of Oprah running for president but building schools in Africa, helping African villages get water, donating crap ton of time and money to hundreds of charitable causes and using her prestige to speak loudly on issues important to women and minorities does make her a public servant. You…

Two weeks ago, some friends and I went diving for the sole purpose of viewing these magnificent creatures in their natural habitat - like total crazy people. Some of them have about 500 shark dives under their belt. While I’m still a newbie, they have some fascinating stories, but none have entailed shark bites. They…

I bet she has a collection of throw pillow with “funny” wine sayings, too...

So, much of the documentary centers around the DEN founders. A lot of the abuse took place at Marc Collins-Rector’s mansion, and they show footage of Savage arriving. He hugs Collins-Rector; the camera pans down, and you can see Collins squeezing Savage’s ass. Then Collins says, “Your friend Michael Huffington is…