LooseSeals seems to have many believes about pieces of shit.

“...but there he is, smiling in distressed denim and wearing bracelets he’s much too old for on this week’s People...”

What the fuck is going on in this place?

I just wrote that I don’t believe their relationship is real and I don’t care how crazy I sound.

Jorni’s a fucking troll with half-a-dozen other burner accounts who runs around saying almost the right thing and talking to himself. The “minority” thing was intentional.

It actually is one of the better troll techniques out there, so ill give them credit for spending way too much time on the Internet.

I already fell pray to this once because I am a dumb dumb but it won’t happen again I swear!

Starred for your last sentence.

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

I go to starbucks in two situations: 1) when there is no possibility of anything else that is OK coffee, 2) it is peppermint mocha season, because for whatever reason their peppermint syrup is different and way more pepperminty than any other coffee shop and peppermint lattes are essentially sugary crack for me.

I heard they’re also looking into the allegations that dementors are real.

Sadly, I have not at all found this to be the case.

friends who do not reciprocate the same level of love and support are not really your friends. i know from experience. it sucks now, but in time you might come to learn that you don’t need this friend and that the ending of the friendship was needed.

Off topic but I need some help because let me say...the crisis textline was a bot because they couldn’t effectively hold a conversation. It was always, “what should I do to help you?”

Correct.

(pedant) But Meghan isn’t going to be an actual Princess, right? Aren’t she and Harry going to be the Duke and Duchess of Sussex? (/pedant)

She took a DJ who groped her in public and denied it (and his GF who was a witness also denied it) to court and won $1. As much Swift hate as there is, she did a good thing by bringing a sexual harasser to justice for a non-sum of money to show that she wasn’t doing it for wealth or fame, she was doing it because she…

I would like this comment a thousand times if I could.

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.