Fuck these people.

Quick question: How long does it take a raven to get from The Wall to Winterfell? Is Bran just chilling there for no reason ir hoping that Jon moseys up there so he can yell “SURPRISE”?

The way that man talks about his daughter is a big red flag for me.

John McCain is one of those Senators that I feel most conflicted about. The guy went through shit and torture and for years was a moderate in the GOP but recently his devotion to Party Loyalty (seemingly thinking he’ll get something in return) has seen him hypercritically vote on bills for years now (similar to Ken…

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

I find that if I walk around with my hands in them the pockets are less bulky... And I look like a wandering, wistful maiden, right??

Not only did I have a binder full of CD’s, I had one of these set-ups

I fucking LIVED for these. When I was in middle school my greatest joy was reading this column, and I still remember finding a stack of old Seventeens in my aunt’s house from the last decade and flipping back to read this column. Fuck, these illustrations are provoking a visceral reaction, I feel like I’m 12 again.

God, I wish I could show you all this (I have a photo somewhere but I’d have to dig through FB to find it), but in 7th grade Spanish class I had one of those “ugh I hate you but secretly we like each other” relationships with a girl in the class. And we’d bicker so much because we were in the same friend group, and it…

I hope things get better. I hope we learn and change.

Good on them.

We say the 5, not the I-5.

The Iris Van Herpen reminds me of this.

You guys didn’t use my dad’s method of needle sterilization, which consisted of holding it over a Bic lighter for two seconds before digging the splinter out of my hand?

3) I thought the potato is there so you don’t stab your neck with an unsterilized needle (instead of just your earlobe).  

Okay, 1.) the lollipop is making me nervous. Whenever I see kids running with lollipops in their mouths, I get very, very nervous. Careful with the lollipops!

“Could you imagine the outrage if there was a male only festival? During White History Month!”

For me, it’s always been Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa.

I would watch quite literally anything that was co-hosted by Fielding and Ayoade

I dunno he actually came off as more likeable than usual in this.