I’m always pleased by how handsome Isaac turned out to be.

Well, good. A handful of people might still go to music festivals for the joy of music, but most are going for a revelry culture that involves copious amounts of drugs. If you’re going to profit off of that, and festivals do!, then you need to have properly trained medical staff to deal with the stupidity you’re…

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

I suspect he’s going into deep cover to distract us from his real next role: portraying Morrissey in a Smiths reunion tour (for which the band surely would receive well over $100 million), so that Morrissey doesn’t actually have to go on tour and Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke don’t have to be in the same room as…

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

“When we have sex, we like to think that above all else, we’re fucking sexy.”

My guess is the sentencing guidelines fell under the 3 strikes law, which doubles jail time for repeat offenders. There’s been reform in California, but I guess it wasn’t retroactive.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Only one actor can successfully inhabit the role of Linda Tripp — no need for a long, drawn out search. Even if they cast someone else, this is the only person I will see on screen...

Sometimes I wonder if Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton flip coins to see who gets to star in any movie requiring a tall British ectomorphic woman who can play men, women, villains, heroes, gay, straight, neither, robots.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

I can’t get past the title being “3 Generations,” and not “Three Generations.” Eww.

Have they looked in the couch cushions? A lot of times when I can’t find something it’s in the couch cushions.

Pinterest tells me these are baby shower backdrops, myself asks what clues they give us about names and genders. Coral Carter? Rose Carter? Grassy Knowles-Carter???

I think they were just using that scenario to shake the idiots supporting this bill into realizing hey, it could affect your side too!

From a FUCKING GERMAN person no less. “Uh, did you mean the neighborhoods you forced the Jews to live in during the 1920 & ‘30s before y’all got on that Genocide trip and killed 6 million Jews, and others deemed undesirable” or uh, the hopeless places that some blacks in America are forced to live in; trapped in by…

I just use the three seashells.

Jesus clearly states in the Bible that he wrote the constitution for Corporations to prosper and shame the slimy Commies that want to tax the job creators in order to assist the poors. Jesus is a known hater of poor people...never did a thing for them.

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

Same. But I quickly jumped the Kerrigan ship for Oksana Baiul and her swan headpiece.