Man don’t cross post this to Gizmodo (seriously don’t)

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Hi there! It is actually pretty fitting to go after the pharmaceutical company when you know everything they did in order to bring millions to their knees due to addiction. They claimed it wasn’t habit-forming and poured millions of dollars into campaigns that touted that very important, untrue assertion. From the top…

Anytime anyone ever bemoans universal healthcare, I think of the opioid crisis that is destroying the United States. Countries with universal healthcare do not suffer comparatively with pain-medicine addiction. It is the direct result of a profit-driven industry lording over peoples bodies rather than an actual system…

Mothman is the shit. My then-9 mo knew that. But he is definitely not in Chicago.

So will this earn him that dreaded “Difficult To Work With” label that results in your acting career going down the shitter, or at least leaving you glad to get roles in Lifetime movies? Or does that rule only apply to female performers who refuse to do nude sex scenes or touch the director’s pee-pee, not dudebros who…

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

My bet is on him chickening out of this publicity stunt some time before launch.

He could just drive his car up a hill. Shit he could probably walk that high.

Oh he ded.

People who illegally immigrated to an area have no right to tell anyone that they can’t be there.

These activists are just doing whatever they can to hold on to their homes and neighborhood. I think most people can empathize with that. I certainly do. And I would hope the privileged wouldn’t be so myopic as to find themselves unable to acknowledge that free art classes amount to less than a finger in the dyke when…

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Chart- 9/25/17-11/03/17

OK. I am officially in favore of global warming now. Anything to wipe out our vile species is needed and long overdue. We are truly awful, just give the planet back to slime molds and insects.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

Bobby, the incredible, brilliant, incandescent Emma Thompson has something to say (Full 11 minute interview here.) She ties Trump into it, too.