I’m literally laughing as I type this as your pathetic attempt to turn your own self-hatred on me is woefully inadequate. Pizza rolls suck and are for stoners, Toasted raviolis are glorious. You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.. Go chill yourself with some delicious brisket you would be sad profession…

Sorry it took me so long to get this. Great work Will! I’ve met Harry a few times in L.A., we had lunch together once at a restaurant he liked that I would also go to when I lived in L.A.--(they put both our headshots on the wall), and we’re Facebook friends and he couldn’t be nicer. I’m so glad he’s working regularly…

No. Pizza rolls aren’t breaded. “Breading” means coating something in breadcrumbs or batter. Toasted Ravioli are raviolis that are rolled/coated in breadcrumbs. That’s the distinction that you can’t seem to grasp. Pizza rolls are also often microwaved to eat (though some people do take the time to oven-bake them) and…

Clearly you’ve never had them. They’re totally different. Pizza rolls aren’t breaded. They have a very different filling. They’re not deep fried like toasted raviolis. They’re inferior in taste & texture to toasted raviolis as well. Also, your putting the words in quotes doesn’t mean they don’t exist. They still do.…

This was an outstanding essay that took a LOT of courage to write in my opinion. I appreciate your honesty and facing your trauma the way you did in it. I said it in my Tweet and I’ll say it again: This right here & Handlen’s essay (which I can’t find my reply on in the comments which frustrates me A LOT) both truly…

The fact that Vince doesn’t like the tournament format when its such a natural fit to pro wrestling and is fun to watch shows again what an out of touch fossil he is. Tournaments are great. There’s lots of good choices to win this one this year and I think this “happy medium” is a good fit for it, though I’d like the…

Drew on Twitter: “The Minnesota Vikings are my favorite NFL team. I fucking hate them.”

I’ve lived here in Minnesota for 10 years, and every Vikings fan I know has said that. Verbatim. Hand to fucking God.

I’m glad to see that even with the recent demise of MAD Magazine, that’s thanks to Drew, Freddie Kitchens (who I went to college with and made me feel OLD as Charon when he was named Head Coach) & WYTS that “clod” can still be used perfectly.

Matt:

It has to be done....Go Packers....

I believe you mean “catshit”. 

I’ve seen THE WOOD several times and liked its flashbacks from childhood to adulthood format, the story, and characters a lot. I’ve never seen this one. I’ll have to check it out after reading this. Thanks Caroline!

Just watched it and wow, does it bring it. The scene I’m most looking forward to is the Paul Bunyan statue one. That’s the one that always freaked me out the most. The conversation between Richie and It just always blew me away. The scope of It’s powers really comes through in that one. As does what can hurt It. This…

You could say the same exact thing about North Dakota and tapas. Like Bismarck and Minot are overrun with bad tapas restaurants. What utter nonsense. 

CATS plays like it was written by a group of actual cats stuck in a room with a typewriter for 100 years. A bunch of cats get together and sing: “I’m a cat! We have secret names! Some of us do magic! Some like to fuck!” Then they have a debate meet about which of them gets to go to Heaven on a flying saucer made of…

Thanks Kevin! Appreciate the reply. 

It’s a mystery to me too as someone who grew up there and then has lived my adult life in other places. People have a real visceral hate reaction to St. Louis that is surprising in its vehemence. It’s an interesting phenomenon. I’ve lived in the Twin Cities area these last 10 years and when I go out of town to things…

What neighborhood do you live in? I dream of moving back. My Dad lives in Creve Coeur and my mom in Clayton, and I’d prefer not to live in either place but the actual city. 

Credit where credits due, that is damn impressive. Yost has clearly read and studied this for a long time. He taught all you young punks a lesson, and this middle aged one too. 

Yup. It’s a shame. In it’s final season YOU’RE THE WORST brought it. Every episode & every performance across the board. It’s a shame it wasn’t recognized. This was a perfect season of TV, especially for a final season.