Well, while I find your tone in this reply kind of rude, I’ll answer it as best I can by saying that what disturbs some people doesn’t others. I hadn’t seen many commercials or trailers for it, and didn’t know a version of Parker—what I read as the primary version of him—is killed early in the movie. So reading this…

Yes, the Ultimate Spider-Man Peter Parker was killed in that Universe, and it was pretty rough. You’re right about all of that Jesse. I just find the death of a Peter Parker always rough, like when 1602 Peter and 1983 Peter was killed by Morlun in the comics. Its just the idea of seeing it animated feels....hard to…

I hadn’t seen many trailers and reading about Parkers death here has kind of soured me now on this. I understand it being Miles movie, and I like Miles a lot, but did they have to KILL his Peter? And how gruesome is this death? This revelation is very disturbing to me. 

This is all absolute idiotic nonsense. Who cares that I didn’t grow up there or go to school (which would only have been 4 years) I lived there 8 YEARS as an ADULT! I drove all over California over the course of those 8 years! What about this aren’t you getting? I’m not going to bother repeating myself (something you…

Calling it “pussyball” when we LITERALLY STOMPED YOUR SCHOOL 52-6?! Who’s the “pussy” in your argument? If you’re calling the team that WON that in your argument you’re seriously dumber than I thought.

Cheating? Alabama has not been on probation ONCE in the Saban Era. Not once. Meanwhile, who got their Heisman Trophy…

Wow. This is outstanding. Thanks for posting it Cujo and congratulations on the book and all your work and success. I look forward to reading the entire book. Take care.

That triple-option The Citadel runs always gives Alabama fits. Georgia Southern used it a few years ago and racked up over 300 yards rushing. They still lost 45-21 but it shows that old rule a football coach once said about playing a triple-option team in this day and age when so few run it.

The worst times to play a…

I love Carell so I was overall disappointed by this episode.

Could have used Nancy Carell (Walls) again in something. She was the highlight of the opening bit to me. She’s talented and funny and I’d like to see her.

Why didn’t Brick Tamland do the weather on Weekend Update?

Highlights: Mikey Day really sold how much…

Great catch! I haven’t watched that movie in a few years. You’re the first person I’ve seen notice that. Wow. 

The visual highlight of the episode was the ass-kicking Satan got from ManBearPig. Very cinematic and actually kind of surprising. The comedic highlight of this episode, that you apparently missed a good part of somehow, was Grandpa telling Stan “Billy” (and again, I love that Stan has just accepted this and doesn’t…

Oooh, Steve Guttenburg as The Accountant! There you go! 

That’s the worst thing I ever heard.
R.I.P. 

Yes, you’re right, I just did a quick search and he was on multiple episodes across Seasons 3 and 4. Saw a picture of the actor playing him too and they did the whole sewing his mouth shut thing at least, but its not the same as in the comics, and while usually I’m not a stickler for that sort of thing, this one does…

That’s extremely disappointing. He’s an underrated villain and to use him on ARROW and not do much with him is a waste. 

All that twentysomething who didn’t know Prince had to do was purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. 

I kind of wish they’d let Troy James do even more of his own work and used fewer special effects for the most part. Aside from being inside Ralph (did Ralph EAT him? How did he envelop him exactly?) His own physicality is super-human and when it was clear it was him doing stuff, along with the mask, it was fantastic.…

Of course I know what I’m talking about. In case your less than sharp mind has forgotten, as I clearly wrote: I lived in L.A. for 8 YEARS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. In that time I drove all over the L.A. area and from L.A. to the Bay Area and back and from L.A. to Vegas and back. 8 years is plenty of time to learn about L.A.…

I’ve never read any David Foster Wallace, but I loved THE END OF THE TOUR. He’s right, its a great movie, he’s great in it, and its helped by being shot on location in so many places: especially, to me, but not just because I live there, the stuff in Minneapolis and the Mall of America. The on-location shots really…

Look, I’m FAR from defending Trump. Scalia was a nightmare, Orrin Hatch is a living nightmare like Pinhead, and the award to Dr. Miriam Adelson isn’t just for her work in trying to help narcotic addicts, but also to recognize how much her husband has financially backed Trump and Republicans. Blecch to all of them.

At…

Update: I read in a Vulture piece on the dance that Devito and the prisoners didn’t watch it live, but they DID watch it so that the reactions were genuine and real. That makes sense and it all works and doesn’t take anything away from the performances and the incredible work put in by McElhenny and Shea for that…