Well it's been bumped down to 8.1 times now that we went Juice-less in this episode.

I think about "Uncle Juice" almost every day.

That's a small consolation, true, but it isn't the same. I feel like if it were any other character or actor on the planet saying Juice that much, I'd get annoyed, but RK is such a whimpering, earnest do-gooder that I can't help but find it incredibly endearing.

The only bad thing I can say about this episode is that I didn't get to hear David Schwimmer call OJ "Juice". I've been keeping count and up until this one, we were averaging 10.75 Juices an episode. I was hoping we'd get to 100 Juices overall, but at this point there's a lot of ground to make up considering RK barely…

I mean, I don't know about pies, but people been sitting on cakes for who knows how long.

I've been using the Drumpf browser extension and it has made reading about him much less horrifying

Eh, none of it really matters in the end, my guy.

But people wouldn't have known the name Kardashian and therefore cared about the sex tape if it hadn't been for the OJ trial. The notoriety of her last name is what got people interested in the first place.

I'm in the minority here of enjoying the Kardashian stuff, mostly because it's hilarious and pathetic at the same time. Ross Kardashian is such a whimpering dope and to watch him soapbox to his obnoxious children is an exercise in futility while setting the table (literally) for a dynasty that is famous because two…

Boy oh boy do I have some bad news for you then

A polyamorous and beautiful Matt/Foggy/Karen ship from Daredevil is a big one of mine. Why have an otp when you can have an ot3?

i want alton brown to raw dog me

Hannibal should have been canceled after season 1 so I wouldn't have been subjected to seeing it become so unbelievably terrible by the end. Good riddance.

My views are biased when it comes to this fandom, in all honesty. I used to be apart of it and know how godawful it is, so I constantly feel secondhand embarrassment for them.

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I'm currently experiencing is crippling. I can't believe I live in a world where people will pay money to read fan fiction they can get for free on Archive Of Our Own. It's mind boggling.

Well, time for me to die. I didn't even think of that and now I'm ready to hurl myself into the sun.

Such is the genius of Nathan Fielder

This has officially become my favorite episode. I was getting war flashbacks to my time spent in the theater department in undergrad, especially with the repetition of "I love you" because that is some classic Meisner technique right there. The amount of time I spent repeating the same line back and forth with a scene…

I felt some serious Miller's Crossing aesthetic in those woods

Of course, as soon as the ladies kiss, the Straights have to come in and remind everyone they exist. Rick and Jessica as a couple are about as compelling as a rotting egg salad sandwich