well, there is ephebophilia, which is an attraction to teenagers, so i guess you could go with that label

Seriously. TGW is one of the best dramas on tv right now.

That's very rude of you. You know what that means in the Hannibal fandom. Eat the rude.

My sister went to high school with him and said he's just as bitchy in real life, not to mention annoying as fuck.

Hannibal Lecter looks like a pretty good choice on paper. Take away all the murder and cannibalism that literally no one else knows about except Will, Gideon, and the audience and I think you'd have few reasons not to try to hop on that dick.

Hannibloom

Stuntman

I was too busy masturbating to think about it too much.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE SOUND OF HANNIBLOOM

Totally agree. I think the fact that she said "Gotcha" demonstrated that she knew she was on to something and couldn't help but keep going.

Get the fuck in.

YES.

Have you seen pictures of Bryan Fuller in that suit? He loved it so much, he got the costume designer to make one for him. He's kind of the cutest showrunner on the planet and he ships Hannigram SO hard. I love that man to pieces.

YAAAAAAS has ruined my life.

Obviously. We can drink Chateau D'Yquem with it too. Unless we can't afford it, in which case it'll be Boone's Farm.

Come. Join the Clannibal shippers. We have quips about nice bags, cheap shoes, and heads in jars.

Shhhhh shhhhhhh. It is canon. I've been shipping Clannibal for too long to be phased by the very normal responses of 'NO'.

That's what I assumed. It looked like flakes of dried blood.

I got a duty to worship that booty

Hella is currently an internet bon mot that I've embarrassingly latched myself onto. I started saying it ironically, but here I am now. In too deep.