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caitlin-wixted

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

I think you’re spending too much time there, homes.

Then stop going there. Jesus Christ.

I like looking at a blank slate. Or—even better—somebody else’s trashy crap so I can think about how dumb it looks and how I would arrange my own trashy crap in much more pleasing configurations.

I do a lot of graphic design work and I’ll admit that when I find stuff that I like, I’ll do my own riff on the concept or technique. (e.g.I like a color combination so I’ll apply it to one of my original designs. Or I see someone a quote laid out in an interesting way, I might use a similar layout with different

Me, re: Tay/Ye/Kim/everyone fooferaw:

I loved that Wiig and McCarthy were much more the scientists and McKinnon just really wanted to f*** up some ghosts with awesome gadgets. She was living her best life during that battle scene.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

I can’t imagine trying to fight Kurt Cobain’s daughter for the guitar, even if she did gift it to him (which I don’t believe for one second).

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

It looks even better than I hoped it would....

This post comes from a place of love and if you don’t get it:

I’m never getting married, but if I did I think our first dance would be to 3 minutes of white noise with ghost-like voices chirping every once in a while.

Every time something goes wrong for him I smile.