Wow very rude to Sporty, who legitimately has the best voice of any of them.

Me too. Hope her ‘undisclosed sum’ of a settlement is fucking bananas!

This rings true to me, though I have never been pregnant so I can’t weigh in on that specific experience. But I can say that when I was getting married, I was driven mad by pressure to perform the process for others. I found myself forced to unnecessarily explain things that didn’t need an explanation:

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Hear me out on this; is this really worse than women that drink while breastfeeding? You drink, you wait, you pump and dump, you’re golden. She just misjudged her time frame in the extreme which is a shame. But if she’d done this with alcohol would it even be news? Also don’t fucking concern troll me, I’m not…

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

I know you meant well, but please don’t compare the wonderful Jim Varney to this guy...Mr. Varney was a class act, and “Ernest Scared Stupid” is on one of the HBO’s this morning EST. My niece, nephew, and their Nana (my mom) are super excited!

Bring back Penny Dreadful! ;_____;

Blake Lively simultaneously bores, annoys, and fascinates me.

Somewhere, Keith Morrison is furiously looking for the lone picture of Graswald that “Dateline” will feature over and over in the one hour special....

It must be great to be so perfect.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a really, REALLY long time.

Thank you.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

Get the fuck away from me with your “Georgia”.

For people living in NYC or northward, agreed.

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.