Right, and the "teenage blogger in Pakistan" has a name too.

The boy from Florida? Does she mean Treyvon Martin? Could she not even google him?

Do you know how to change a car battery? I just learned how.

No. Sounds like something someone who isn't flawless and wakes up looking a mess would say.

Bookmark it so that you can continue to receive the life it is giving you.

You don't have to hide behind a burner, Laurence Olivier.

For real - taking a look at what they had available in the box it's all Neutrogena, Cetaphil and Treseme hair spray. You didn't get the cheap drugstore beauty products in the box that you wanted? Go shop the sale bins at Walgreen's. Call me when they're offering a giant box with full sized Clinique or Sheseido or…

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.

The worst part is, there is no other way IN THE WORLD to buy a full size bottle of dove body wash and big sexy hairspray.

Who the hell reads Moises Arias' Tumbler?

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

I had a cat for 19 years, and she ate like a couple of kibbles a day and pooped on cheapo clay litter. I was devastated when I lost her, but happily I now have two tiny monsters (actually, she is the farty-pooping-eating-breaking/chewing-everything monster, he is an angel child — I love them both completely), but…

That's it. Outside.

I just now realized the Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas are not the same person.

Oh man, so they were basically wedding pirates? Fantastic!

Dogs have terrible poker faces.

Hey! The creative process is hard. Sometimes you forget your own name.

It's only defamation if it's not true, so is she:

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.