2:49 is still a stupid good marathon time.

Re: that song:

ellen page is so right. i love inventing my own movie montage while i'm running.

I found that "beautiful curve" last year. The neurosurgeon called it SPINA BIFIDA and fixed it ASAP. Jesus.

BARBARA FUCKING WALTERS. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN???

Mark,

He's not...I would know.

Coca-Cola, if I'm remembering correctly, is a gay-friendly group. Buy Coca-cola every time you're at Chik-Fil-A and it all evens out.

I can't even lie — I still eat Chik-Fil-A. I justify it for two reasons: 1) it's delicious, and 2) they're throwing money into a completely lost cause (marriage equality is a no-win proposition for them), so my money only contributes to them wasting money in a fight they can't win.

The moment someone warmed by butter up for me, I'd agree to have as many of their babies as they wanted

I was wondering why they gave her such washed-out looking makeup in the original photos, but maybe it's so they can more easily add the colors they want later with Photoshop?

Nice try, but no.

And I feel that this type of comment amounts to silencing, pure and simple. This woman was likely suffering from a severe and possibly undiagnosed (or miss-diagnosed or under-diagnosed) mental illness and that's a very real, horrible issue that women all over the world deal with every day. Yes, I realize there is a…

Was hoping for a twist ending.